Donald Trump sends a peacekeeping mission to a peacful nation and starts a civil war. US Churches send Bibles, we send Prince Andrew. Gun sales boom!
Civil War follows arrival of US Peacekeepers in Paradise
Benefit cuts force elderly pensioners back to work
Cuts to pension income means elderly folk are returning to work in order to make ends meet. Legendary Band, The Who are one group doing just that.
Flatmates force Scotland to Move Out in row over living arrangements
Trouble in the flat tonight after Scotland announced she has had enough and was moving out. She’s found a nice wee place just off the coast of Cumbria.
The Sun defend being a right bunch of Jeremy’s
The Sun has been condemned for their delving into the private life of Ben Stokes. We think that it was reprehensible. Hence calling them a bunch of Jeremy’s
Newly Discovered Beatles Tape Reveals Sinister Soviet Conspiracy
The Beatles were part of a sinister Soviet conspiracy to stop their citizens having to listen to Do-Wop. The songs contain secret codes.
Former NASA Astronaut Boris Johnson Claims He’s Not A Liar
Former NASA Astronaut Boris Johnson claims he is not a liar. He is the doer of deeds, maker of worlds and not a narcissistic fantasist, really!
The Incredible Hulk loses his testicles on a visit to Luxembourg
Meanwhile, somewhere in Luxembourg The Incredible Hulk has lost his balls. The giant orbs have suddenly disappeared, no longer swinging in their sacks.
Here is another review of the excellent Bavard Bar
Here is another review of The Bavard Bar, this time by Hastings Independent Press. There is definitely something good about Bavardry!
Scottish Tourist F*cked Off By Rush Hour London Underground Bulls**t
Glaswegian less than impressed with behaviour on the London Tube System. ‘It’s f*ckin nuts’ he cries as heads back North.
Dr Who’s Tardis overrun by CBD Selling hipsters
Dr Who Fan outraged to find Tardis now selling CBD Oil. The Dr would never have done drugs, well maybe Tom Baker would he’s up for anything.
Last Night of The Proms EU flag waving contagious claim Brexiteers
Blue Flag waving contagious claim Brexiteers after BBC shows EU flags being waved at The Last Night of The Proms
Bercow set for a career in showbiz
Bercow set for a career in showbusiness after he stands down. He’s looking forward to bullying soap and reality tv stars, with extreme prejudice.
The Chatty Chimp 