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What Christ really said about the Christmas Market

By Chatty Chimp on Nov 17, 2025

Andrew debacles saves Reeves blushes

By thehappymonkey12 on Nov 2, 2025

Government to move asylum seekers, refugees, and immigrants to Hull

By Chatty Chimp on Sep 2, 2025

Reeves’s Labrador tax set to raise a stink

By thehappymonkey12 on Sep 1, 2025

58-year-old Wiltshire man puts himself up for adoption

By thehappymonkey12 on Aug 20, 2025

Crap GPT AI: Revolutionizing or Ruining GB News?

By Chatty Chimp on Jul 12, 2025

Seen something interesting? Send us a Review

By Chatty Chimp on Jul 28, 2019 • ( Leave a comment )

Seen something interesting? The send us a Review. Tell us why we should go and see it.

Aston Martin shares plummet faster than the car’s value

By colin on Jul 28, 2019
Aston Martin

Aston Martin shares plummet faster than the car’s value. City dealers looking to offset losing money on the car by share price rises, lose thousands.People delighted.

Woman labelled Un-British after refusing to moan about the heat

By on Jul 27, 2019
What heat?

Gillian Napton was labelled Un-British after not joining in the communal moaning about the heat. She followed Government advice and enjoyed the good weather.

None of The Above

By colin on Jul 26, 2019 • ( Leave a comment )

Our considered opinion is that the current crop of politicians, across all parties, are the worst in living memory hence the title “None of The Above.

Train service in chaos due to the unexpected arrival of summer

By on Jul 26, 2019

Train service in chaos due to the unexpected arrival of summer. Following on from the unexpected arrival of winter and spring, rail fails again.

The Mind expanding Bavard Bar

By Chatty Chimp on Jul 25, 2019
Bavard Bar

The Mind expanding Bavard Bar. A review of the Bavard Bar in St Leonard’s. Turns out they like it too.

Boris Johnson signs on as a writer at The Chatty Chimp

By on Jul 25, 2019
Boris Johnson

Boris Johnson signs on as a writer at The Chatty Chimp. No more Fake News, now he can just make stuff up

Steve Bruce the only bloke Mike Ashley could get to do the job

By on Jul 24, 2019

All change at Newcastle United. Steve Bruce takes over as manager, the only bloke Mike Ashley could get to do the job

The Liberal Democrats have appointed someone as Party Leader

By on Jul 23, 2019
Lib Dem Party Leader

The Liberal Democrats have appointed someone as Party Leader ending no speculation that the job would go to anyone and everyone

Shirley The Middle-Aged Siren at Hastings Fringe

By Chatty Chimp on Jul 22, 2019

Shirley The Middle-Aged Siren at Hastings Fringe. A good show performed by a very talented singer.

Cars must show how many test attempts the driver had

By colin on Jul 22, 2019
Driving Test

Cars must show how many test attempts the driver had. Scheme to be expanded to cover other damn fool things the driver has done

BBC and ITV launch a new monthly streaming service – GammonTV

By geramont71 on Jul 21, 2019
GammonTV

BBC and ITV launch new monthly streaming service – GammonTV – Programmes from the golden age of TV

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