Whitehall sources have confirmed that plans originally drawn up during the Cold War to evacuate the Royal Family out of London in the event of nuclear attack have been “repurposed” in anticipation […]
Plans are afoot to move the Royal Family out of London if summer rioting breaks out
Whitewash Spokesperson, Sarah Sanders, confirms Donald Trump was appointed by God
Whitewash Spokesperson, Sarah Sanders, confirms Donald Trump was appointed by God
Emergency COBRA meeting called after a snowbound man was down to his last two tea-bags
Emergency COBRA meeting called after a snowbound man was down to his last two tea-bags
It’s the comments men make about my tits that really keeps me going, admits lady runner
It’s the comments about my tits that really keeps me going, admits lady runner
Ever looked at a satirical news story and thought “I can do better than that”? Well, why not give it a go?
Ever looked at a satirical news story and thought “I can do better than that”? Well, why not give it a go?
Seaborne Freight turns to Somali Pirates for help manning their non-existent fleet
Seaborne Freight turns to Somali Pirates for help manning their non-existent fleet
Millennials get upset hearing Granny’s pearls of wisdom and are turning to Social Media to boost their fragile ego’s
Millennials get upset hearing Granny’s pearls of wisdom and are turning to Social Media to boost their fragile ego’s
Ancestral history programme reveals Danny Dyer is next in line for the throne, All Hail King Dan
A constitutional crises has erupted following the latest series of “Who the f**k r u?”, the programme investigating the ancestry of celebrities; in search of scandal, title tattle and giving them a […]
Social services are delighted after hearing that Russell Brand doesn’t bother looking after his children
The Department of Social Services have made a statement about Russell Brand and his child rearing practices. This is in response to the media coverage of an interview Russell gave, where he […]
Surprisingly people are actually listening to the yellow snow warnings rather than ogling the TV weather girl
Surprisingly people are actually listening to the yellow snow warnings rather than ogling the TV weather girl
don’t eat yellow snow
Department of Education’s radical plans for the reintroduction of Capital Punishment cause controversy
DofE’s radical plans for the reintroduction of Capital Punishment cause controversy
Dad has a mental breakdown when he is unexpectedly left alone with his two-year old
Family crises erupts as dad can’t cope when mum is unexpectedly called away
The Chatty Chimp 