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Farage Riots – Season Two ‘Not as good as the original,’ says TV Critic

By Chatty Chimp on Jun 11, 2026

Nigel Farage Misses Gold at Hide-and-Seek Championship

By Chatty Chimp on Mar 15, 2026

“Poor people must work harder!” says Farage

By Chatty Chimp on Feb 15, 2026

What Christ really said about the Christmas Market

By Chatty Chimp on Nov 17, 2025

Andrew debacles saves Reeves blushes

By thehappymonkey12 on Nov 2, 2025

Government to move asylum seekers, refugees, and immigrants to Hull

By Chatty Chimp on Sep 2, 2025

Science confirms men can’t listen to women talking

By on Feb 11, 2019
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Science confirms men can’t listen to women talking

RIP Sir Christopher Chode* MP a stalwart fighter for traditional Victorian values

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RIP Sir Christopher Chode* MP a stalwart fighter for traditional Victorian values

Ever looked at a satirical news story and thought “I can do better than that”? Well, why not give it a go?

By Chatty Chimp on Feb 10, 2019 • ( Leave a comment )

Ever looked at a satirical news story and thought “I can do better than that”? Well, why not give it a go?

Ian Napton was stunned to his socks when his builders did a great job, finished on time and didn’t try to shag his teenage daughter

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Ian Napton was stunned to his socks when his builders did a great job, finished on time and didn’t try to shag his teenage daughter

A miraculous, common sense, cure for mental health issues, has been successfully rolled out by the Health Secretary with a degree in Economics

By on Feb 9, 2019

A miraculous, common sense, cure for mental health issues, has been successfully rolled out by the Health Secretary with a degree in Economics

Speeding Audi driver uses the two minutes saved on his drive home to discover a cure for cancer

By geramont71 on Feb 8, 2019

Speeding Audi driver uses the two minutes saved on his drive home to discover a cure for cancer

Following the abysmal performance of the England Cricket Team, in the West Indies, Theresa May has cancelled their right to return under Operation Winless

By binty on Feb 8, 2019

Following the abysmal performance of the England Cricket Team, in the West Indies, Theresa May has cancelled their right to return under Operation Winless

The Devil calls Donald Tusk to discuss Hells over-capacity and to tell him he can’t sub-let rooms, its not an Air BnB

By bernard on Feb 7, 2019

The Devil calls Donald Tusk to discuss Hells over-capacity and to tell him he can’t sub-let rooms, its not an Air BnB

Is the Ghost of Diana working as a motor mechanic? Did she sabotage the Duke’s car?

By colin on Feb 7, 2019

Is the Ghost of Diana working as a motor mechanic? Did she sabotage the Duke’s car?

Police bring in Inspector Clouseau to assist with the investigation into fraud at Patisserie Valerie

By geramont71 on Feb 6, 2019

Police bring in Inspector Clouseau to assist with the investigation into fraud at Patisserie Valerie

The NRA send thoughts and prayers to victims of America’s latest mass shooting at (The: school/shopping centre/church/hospital/community centre) in (state/town/city)

By colin on Feb 6, 2019

Right-thinking members of the NRA are tonight sending their thoughts and prayers to the victims of America’s latest mass shooting(s) at (insert location/s) Billy Bob Williams, on behalf of the NRA, immediately […]

Arty mum asked to leave a trendy coffee shop after her emancipated toddler disturbed the Wa

By on Feb 5, 2019

Arty mum asked to leave a trendy coffee shop after her emancipated toddler disturbed the Wa

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    Farage Riots – Season Two ‘Not as good as the original,’ says TV Critic

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