While mothers washed their crocs by night,
Then put their turkey’s in’
Their idle families ate her chocs,
And then they nicked her gin.
Hark the herald angels sing, his bloody Auntie’s nicked my gin
Audiences are unhappy with Theresa May’s performance as the Unprincipled Boy in The Palace of Westminster Xmas Panto
Audiences are unhappy with Theresa May’s performance as the Unprincipled Boy in The Palace of Westminster Xmas Panto
Lewis Hamilton says he is too good for Stevenage
Lewis Hamilton says he is too good for Stevenage
PM completes Fallout 76 to find it’s actually Brexit
PM completes Fallout 76 to find it’s actually Brexit
Personal EU Membership Subscriptions on offer at €1 per annum
Take out a Post-Brexit EU membership Subscription, for €1 per annum and get a free “I’m British, but I’m not a racist” badge
RIP Tiger Would, champion golfer sadly missed by cocktail waitresses everywhere
RIP Tiger Would, champion golfer sadly missed by cocktail waitresses everywhere
NRA resort to Thoughts & Prayers to save them from financial ruin
NRA resort to Thoughts & Prayers to save them from financial ruin
Look! I am not your f**king mate!
Look! I am not your f**king mate!
School cancels school disco due to outcome specific non-positive performance data
School cancels school disco due to outcome specific non-positive performance data
Brexititis sufferer makes an emotional appeal to European Court of Justice to be allowed to die
Ian Napton, has appealed directly to the European Court of Justice to be allowed permanent relief from his Brexititis, by being allowed to die.
Satire under attack as Wetherspoons proves it can’t take a joke
Satire under attack as Wetherspoons proves it can’t take a joke
Jacob Rees-Mogg welcomes the return of the Frost Fair
Jacob Rees-Mogg welcomes the return of the Frost Fair
The Chatty Chimp 