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“Poor people must work harder!” says Farage

By Chatty Chimp on Feb 15, 2026

What Christ really said about the Christmas Market

By Chatty Chimp on Nov 17, 2025

Andrew debacles saves Reeves blushes

By thehappymonkey12 on Nov 2, 2025

Government to move asylum seekers, refugees, and immigrants to Hull

By Chatty Chimp on Sep 2, 2025

Reeves’s Labrador tax set to raise a stink

By thehappymonkey12 on Sep 1, 2025

58-year-old Wiltshire man puts himself up for adoption

By thehappymonkey12 on Aug 20, 2025

Is a career in IT all it’s cracked up to be?

By on Dec 11, 2018

Is a career in IT all it is cracked up to be?
Are customers too stupid to use technology?
Why am I doing this?

M&S shares rise as middle-aged man goes on bi-annual shopping spree

By colin on Dec 8, 2018 • ( Leave a comment )
M&S Shopping Spree

M&S shares rise sharply as middle-aged man goes on his bi-annual shopping spree

“Bah! Humbug! Why can’t I sleep?” cries Ebenee May

By on Dec 6, 2018
Skeleton

“Bah! Humbug! Why can’t I sleep?” cries Ebenee May

Farage and Evans quit UKIP after discovering the party is ‘a little bit racist’

By on Dec 5, 2018

Farage and Evans quit UKIP after discovering it’s ‘a little bit racist’

Top Shop live up to their name with their new catalogue

By bernard on Dec 5, 2018

Top Shop live up to their name with their new catalogue

Support group helps men transition to 38” waistband

By on Dec 4, 2018 • ( Leave a comment )
Support Group for Fatties

Support group helps men transition to 38” waistband, something most men find traumatic.

Santa Claus banned due to negative health effects on children

By thecrownprince on Dec 2, 2018 • ( Leave a comment )

Santa Claus banned as he has a bad effect on children’s health. Fat, red-faced, pie-eating alcoholic sets a bad example for the non-Scottish.

The toughest sporting rivalry is the local derby between Alfreton Town v Farsley Celtic

By on Dec 1, 2018

The toughest sporting rivalry is the local derby between Alfreton Town v Farsley Celtic

Become an Ordained Minister of The Church of The Chatty Chimp and get a slot on Newsnight

By Chatty Chimp on Nov 30, 2018 • ( Leave a comment )

Become an Ordained Minister of The Church of the Chatty Chimp and get a slot on Newsnight

Santa’s end of year review puts Theresa on The Naughty List

By on Nov 30, 2018

Santa’s end of year review puts Theresa on The Naughty List

With all the money in football why do some players still have to buy their own steak bake?

By on Nov 29, 2018

With all the money in football why do some players still have to buy their own steak bake?

Following the successes of the latest Martian landing NASA publicly thank the Thoughts & Prayers team for all their help

By bernard on Nov 28, 2018

Following the successes of the latest Martian landing NASA publicly thank the Thoughts & Prayers team for all their help

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