M&S shares rise sharply as middle-aged man goes on his bi-annual shopping spree
M&S shares rise as middle-aged man goes on bi-annual shopping spree
“Bah! Humbug! Why can’t I sleep?” cries Ebenee May
“Bah! Humbug! Why can’t I sleep?” cries Ebenee May
Farage and Evans quit UKIP after discovering the party is ‘a little bit racist’
Farage and Evans quit UKIP after discovering it’s ‘a little bit racist’
Top Shop live up to their name with their new catalogue
Top Shop live up to their name with their new catalogue
Support group helps men transition to 38” waistband
Support group helps men transition to 38” waistband, something most men find traumatic.
Santa Claus banned due to negative health effects on children
Santa Claus banned as he has a bad effect on children’s health. Fat, red-faced, pie-eating alcoholic sets a bad example for the non-Scottish.
The toughest sporting rivalry is the local derby between Alfreton Town v Farsley Celtic
The toughest sporting rivalry is the local derby between Alfreton Town v Farsley Celtic
Become an Ordained Minister of The Church of The Chatty Chimp and get a slot on Newsnight
Become an Ordained Minister of The Church of the Chatty Chimp and get a slot on Newsnight
Santa’s end of year review puts Theresa on The Naughty List
Santa’s end of year review puts Theresa on The Naughty List
With all the money in football why do some players still have to buy their own steak bake?
With all the money in football why do some players still have to buy their own steak bake?
Following the successes of the latest Martian landing NASA publicly thank the Thoughts & Prayers team for all their help
Following the successes of the latest Martian landing NASA publicly thank the Thoughts & Prayers team for all their help
Tory MP proposes letting children fight for lunch time food
Tory MP proposes letting children fight for lunch time food
The Chatty Chimp 