Middle Aged White Atheist manages to get through a whole day without killing anyone or being a racist, misogynistic or homophobic di*k
Middle Aged White Atheist manages to get through a whole day without killing anyone or being a racist, misogynistic or homophobic di*k
The NRA send thoughts and prayers to victims of America’s latest mass shooting in (insert location)
News story template wheeled out again, for yet another mass shooting in America
PM Furious as plot to leak the Brexit timetable foiled, after leaked notes detailing the planned leak are leaked
PM Furious as plot to leak the Brexit timetable foiled, after leaked notes detailing leak, leaked
RIP Arron Banksit fearless Brexiteer, interesting business man and top insurance seller
RIP Arron Banksit fearless Brexiteer, interesting business man and top insurance seller
Gary Neville finally admits Spurs might have gotten a bit better
Gary Neville finally admits Spurs might have gotten a bit better
Department of Health launches D-I-Y Home Operation Kits
Matt Hancock, Health Secretary, launches App based D-I-Y Home Operation Guides
Shammond says austerity is over as CEO’s see an 11% increase in pay
Shammond says austerity is over as CEO’s see an 11% increase in pay
Newcastle and Watford stake their claim to be included in any break away Super-League
Newcastle and Watford stake their claim to be included in any break away Super-League
Proposed EURO Super League gets fans approval as they realise no-one wants to watch Southampton anyway
Proposed EURO Super League gets fans approval as they realise no-one wants to watch Southampton anyway
Hibs boss, Neil Lennon, coining it in after friendly local derby
Hibs boss, Neil Lennon, coining it in after friendly local derby
YE announces his dramatic withdrawal from politics
Following one of the greatest misjudgements ever- YE announces his dramatic withdrawal from politics
Amazon to increase customer delivery notifications to every five minutes
Amazon to increase customer delivery updates to every five minutes.
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