In this weeks episode of The Apprentice, it’s the benefits round. Can they get any money?
In this weeks episode of The Apprentice, it’s the benefits round
Musk says ‘Tesla Ich bin ein Binliner’
The world’s fastest growing car company set up their European base in Germany, not Britain because of Brexit. It’s like Musk doesn’t know we won the war!
Fat Cats get to work fewer hours for more money
Fat Cats will get a shorter working week, i order that they may better spend their incredible pay packets.
Trump to ban cakes made with a Mother’s Love as trade war escalates
Trump to ban cakes made with a Mother’s Love as trade war escalates. In retaliation for Britain’s unwillingness to sell rotting meat, he’s banning Love.
Following Game One, Man City are awarded the Premier League Title
The Premier League Title awarded after game one. FA decide not to drag out the season’s inevitable result no matter what Liverpool and Spurs fans think.
BA IT Failure inspires British traveller to build a business
Plucky British traveller gets stranded at Gatwick following an IT Failure comes up with the clever idea of using pen and paper.
Edinburgh Festival acts demand to be paid in pounds to reduce losses
I’ll take profits in a stable currency, like the Zimbabwean Pobblebead, but I’ll losses in Pounds so the real loss diminishes before I even leave the stage.
Tony Adams to bring his experience of being tall to Rugby League
In a surprise development Tony Adams has moved into Rugby League. Asked what he can offer the sport, he cited his experience of being tall.
Aston Martin shares plummet faster than the car’s value
Aston Martin shares plummet faster than the car’s value. City dealers looking to offset losing money on the car by share price rises, lose thousands.People delighted.
Steve Bruce the only bloke Mike Ashley could get to do the job
All change at Newcastle United. Steve Bruce takes over as manager, the only bloke Mike Ashley could get to do the job
Mike Ashley lays out his plans for Newcastle Direct
Mike Ashley lays out his plans for Newcastle Direct. Penny pinching tycoon sets out ambitious plan to do nothing again
Jacob Rees-Mogg to star as the Baddie in the next Bond film
Jacob Rees-Mogg to star as the Baddie in the next Bond film bringing an authenticate air of sinister, menace.
The Chatty Chimp 