“ooyabastidfookinell” yield Dad as he made the classic error of walking across his child’s bedroom in his socks
Foot injury claims against Lego jump to a record high
Rashford says “Don’t you make me come down there and sort this out!”
If this Daniel Rashford hadn’t starved as a child, who knows where he would have ended up. Arsenal Rovers probably!
Mums rejoice and teachers despair as the new term begins
Mums rejoice and teachers despair as the little gits return to school. Both groups seek solace in wine but for very different reasons
Minister furious after discovering schools spending money on pupils
Schools wasting money by having qualified personnel delivering proper lessons. Less is more claims minister “Do more more with less!” is my motto says idiot
Hipperatti couple are disappointed that Brabantia’s unique talents weren’t recognised in her SATs
Hipperatti couple are disappointed that Brabantia’s unique talents weren’t recognised in her SAT’s
Me? Have kids? You must be f**king joking
Me? Have kids? You must be f**king joking
Scientists prove that when mummy needs some help around the house, daddy’s bound to have buggered off again
Sick children? Meet the teach? family party? oh bugger, it! Dad’s gone missing again
Middle England have tutted loudly after their request for special driving rights was dismissed
Middle England have tutted loudly after their request for special driving rights was dismissed
Arty mum asked to leave a trendy coffee shop after her emancipated toddler disturbed the Wa
Arty mum asked to leave a trendy coffee shop after her emancipated toddler disturbed the Wa
Dave Moses wins ‘Dad of The Year’ after babysitting his own kids
Dave Moses wins ‘Dad of The Year’ after babysitting his own kids
The Chatty Chimp 