"ooyabastidfookinell" yield Dad as he made the classic error of walking across his child's bedroom in his socks
If this Daniel Rashford hadn't starved as a child, who knows where he would have ended up. Arsenal Rovers probably!
Mums rejoice and teachers despair as the little gits return to school. Both groups seek solace in wine but for…
Schools wasting money by having qualified personnel delivering proper lessons. Less is more claims minister "Do more more with less!"…
Hipperatti couple are disappointed that Brabantia's unique talents weren't recognised in her SAT's
Scientists prove that when mummy needs some help around the house, daddy’s bound to have buggered off again
Sick children? Meet the teach? family party? oh bugger, it! Dad's gone missing again
Middle England have tutted loudly after their request for special driving rights was dismissed