“Mass market masses for the masses” said the Pope. “Get your blessings here! £10 a blessing. Hands laid on for free.” Said the Archbish of C.
What Christ really said about the Christmas Market
Staycation? You’ve got to be kidding
As the public once again ignore requests to help Britain by holidaying at home in favour of sun, sangria and sex!
‘For God’s sake buy her Valentine’s Day flowers’ warns regretful idiot
Man in the Valentine’s Day doghouse issues warning to other men, “For goodness sake, spend the money!”
Mum saves time by throwing the Xmas Food shop into the bin
Mum saves time at Xmas by throwing he Xmas food shop straight into the bun
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Ryan Air pilots plan to ruin summer by flying planes as scheduled
Ryan Air pilots to ruin summer by flying planes as scheduled. The industrial action impacts millions of families looking for a cheap break at major airports
Air travellers to have compulsory intelligence tests
Air travellers to have compulsory intelligence tests
Delay to Brexit allow’s politicians to have their summer holiday in peace
Delay to Brexit allow’s politicians to have their summer holiday in peace
Easyjet have announced ambitious new plans to teach their customers to count to one
Easy Jet boarding, only allows one bag on the plane. Many turn up with more than one bag, so Easy Jet are running a counting course to teach them the difference.
Easyjet have announced ambitious new plans to teach their customers to count to one
Inspired by the success of previous passenger training initiatives such as; Overcoming Your Fear of Flying, How to Behave on a Plane and Jesus Christ You’re Not an Animal, Easyjet have launched […]
The Chatty Chimp 