Theresa say’s ‘F**k You’ to the DUP by legalising gay marriage bringing it in line with other fundamentalist states, like Alabama
Theresa say’s ‘F**k You’ to the DUP by legalising gay marriage bringing it in line with other fundamentalist states, like Alabama
Sir Kim Darroch offended by being called stupid by an idiot. Gets coat and buggers off to the South of France
Corbyn confirms support for 2nd Brexit referendum or does he? Is he remain, leave or still stuck on the fence/
President is inept claims Ambassador but Trump says he’s never been there!
Judge rules that ‘You know politicians lie, if you believe them it’s your fault’. It’s in their nature, just like being slimey is in a toad’s
Theresa, leaving us with a song “I did it May Way”
Linguistic experts confirm people mispronounce Jeremy Hunt’s last name is because he’s a c
As Theresa’s last day at work approaches Downing Street ponders ideas for a suitable leaving gift
Climate protestor tested positive for Banana and Salted Caramel Milkshake
Tory MP Mark Francois revealed to be a Ninja Assassin, trained by Bruce Lee and John Noakes
Liam Fox, Britain’s premiere trade negotiator has announced, without a hint of irony, that he has successfully managed to negotiate a post-Brexit trade deal with South Korea. Under the terms of the […]
As Tory leadership candidates are revealed the country cries “Please stay, Theresa!”