Masterplan foiled. “I’d have gotten away with it were it not for thise pesky kids!” cries Bozo The Clown. Sweet old Lady saved by Scooby and The Gang!
“I’d have gotten away with it were it not for those pesky kids!” cries Boris
Benefit cuts force elderly pensioners back to work
Cuts to pension income means elderly folk are returning to work in order to make ends meet. Legendary Band, The Who are one group doing just that.
Flatmates force Scotland to Move Out in row over living arrangements
Trouble in the flat tonight after Scotland announced she has had enough and was moving out. She’s found a nice wee place just off the coast of Cumbria.
Former NASA Astronaut Boris Johnson Claims He’s Not A Liar
Former NASA Astronaut Boris Johnson claims he is not a liar. He is the doer of deeds, maker of worlds and not a narcissistic fantasist, really!
Bercow set for a career in showbiz
Bercow set for a career in showbusiness after he stands down. He’s looking forward to bullying soap and reality tv stars, with extreme prejudice.
‘Awf with his head’ cries The Queen
Having lied to The Queen she has called for her executioner to sharpen his axe and get the bucket ready for Boris. Public seem to be in favour of it!
Boris Johnson’s apology template used again
Once again Boris Johnson has been subject to censure. His advisers have hurriedly rushed out an apology, unfortunately not all comments were deleted.
Plans underway to find a suitable ditch for Boris Johnson
Dig a ditch for Boris. Concerns raised that he won’t honour his promise to be found ‘dead in a ditch’ if Brexit is delayed.
Jo Johnson has resigned the Johnson family whip
Jo Johnson has resigned the Johnson family whip. In a dramatic move, he claims he can no longer continue having Boris Johnson as his brother.
Scientists have discovered a new mineral called Brexshite
Scientists have discoverd a new mineral, related to Bullshite, Gobshite and Dogshite, Brexshite has its own uniques set of properties.
Bremain is the sexy new name for the Anti-Brexit campaign
Bremain is the sexy new name for the Anti-Brexit campaign. Boffins were paid literally pounds to make anti-brexit as sexy as Brexit
Satan orders in extra kindling in readiness for Boris’s arrival
Extra kindling has been ordered for the fires of hell in preparation for the arrival of Boris Johnson. Handcart seen in Downing Street.
The Chatty Chimp 