Just in time for Xmas, Apple unveils this year’s must have Xmas gift, the eagerly anticipated iSock X
This year’s must-have Xmas gift is the Apple iSock
Government mind control AI as effective as their other IT projects
Plans to use available technology to control the minds of the general public have been thrown into disarray with the going of Cummings.
Mutant AI sues Boris Johnson for defamation
You sacks of water are a real puzzle, killing each other and breeding replacements, make your mind up.. Says AI
Apple are the big winners as Huawei lose Voice of God contract
Old Harry from Huawei says “this is either. a plot to discredit a fine upstanding organisation, racism or none of your bloody business”
Met Office to reboot Stonehenge in IT upgrade
The Stonehenge will give real-time data. If it’s wet, there’s rain about, shady it’ll be sunny and if a top stone is on the ground there’ll be a bit of a blow
Typing BBC into Google gave Grandma a bit of a shock
Typing BBC into Google gave Grandma a bit of a shock
Bank hit by a ‘Technical’ glitch after a customer tries to withdraw their own money
Lloyds Bank suffered yet another embarrassing technical glitch, after Ian Napton attempted to draw his own money out of his account. He requested £80, the transaction appeared to be proceeding as normal […]
Whoops! Electronics company lose 10 million customers details – again
The popular computer sales company, Dixons Carphone Warehouse, today admitted that the security password on its customer information database had proved too easy to guess for pesky hackers. The firm’s spokesman, Will […]
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