Now, more than ever the left-wing commie scum is trying to make society fairer for all, we all need to help Elon in his fight to stop this.
Trump urges America to send thoughts and prayers to Elon in his time of greed
The NRA send thoughts and prayers following a mass shooting at (The school/shopping centre/church/hospital/community centre) in (state/town/city)
NRA’s mass shooting response template leaked online. “Journalism is a doddle” says media critic.
NHS turns to Shamen, spiritualists and colour therapists to ease staffing crisis
Government plans to ease the NHS backlog by using Physician Associates, “at leasr you’ll get to see someone” says Minister
Trump says ‘Hey guys! these shootings aren’t cool’
Shopping centres, schools and public venues are on standby to activate their lockdown drill, pending confirmation of the location of today’s mass murder.
The NRA send thoughts and prayers to victims of America’s latest mass shooting at (The: school/shopping centre/church/hospital/community centre) in (state/town/city)
Once again America suffers another senseless shooting and once again its leaders trot out the same meaningless platitudes
The NRA send thoughts and prayers to victims of America’s latest mass shooting at (The: school/shopping centre/church/hospital/community centre) in (state/town/city)
Once again the NRA send thoughts and prayers to victims of the latest shooting but refuse to actually do anything about these shootings.
Slaughter at Trump International Tower as shouts of “Yeehah” are mistaken for “Jihad”
Slaughter at Trump International Tower as shouts of “Yeehah” are mistaken for “Jihad”
Prayers not water put out Notre Dame fire, says God
Prayers not water put out Notre Dame fire, says God
The NRA send thoughts and prayers to victims of America’s latest mass shooting at (The: school/shopping centre/church/hospital/community centre/workplace) in (state/town/city)
Following another mass shooting in the US, here is the standard NRA Press Release.
The NRA send thoughts and prayers to victims of America’s latest mass shooting at (The: school/shopping centre/church/hospital/community centre) in (state/town/city)
Right-thinking members of the NRA are tonight sending their thoughts and prayers to the victims of America’s latest mass shooting(s) at (insert location/s) Billy Bob Williams, on behalf of the NRA, immediately […]
NRA resort to Thoughts & Prayers to save them from financial ruin
NRA resort to Thoughts & Prayers to save them from financial ruin
The NRA send thoughts and prayers to victims of America’s latest mass shooting in (insert location)
News story template wheeled out again, for yet another mass shooting in America
The Chatty Chimp 