Boris de Pfeffel Johnson is the reincarnation of Sir Lancelot du Lac claims spiritualist
Boris de Pfeffel Johnson is the reincarnation of Sir Lancelot du Lac claims spiritualist
Linguistic experts confirm people mispronounce Jeremy Hunt’s last name is because he’s a c
As Theresa’s last day at work approaches Downing Street ponders ideas for a suitable leaving gift
Climate protestor tested positive for Banana and Salted Caramel Milkshake
Tory MP Mark Francois revealed to be a Ninja Assassin, trained by Bruce Lee and John Noakes
As Tory leadership candidates are revealed the country cries “Please stay, Theresa!”
Tory leadership candidate admits they are all just ‘making up any old sh*t’
Tory Leadership contest brought to you by Coke. “My drug habit was bigger than yours” says future PM
For Sale – The NHS, 63 Million previous users, good runner, needs TLC and cash
Maggie Thatcher returns to stand in the Tory Leadership Race. JRM is delighted.
Bozo withdraws from Tory leadership race after Chris Grayling pledges his full support
Bag of shite enters the Tory leadership contest