Research Group members left weeping with disappointment after the harsh punishment they were promised was withdrawn.
Vipers are offended at the very idea of being compared to the slithery, sleazy, creepy bastards that fill Johnson's back…
Selling Avon is opening so many doors! Have you seen our new concealer? I use it myself.
The Commons candle smells of freshly laundered money, Russian Vodka and Dry Rot, with high-notes of Bullshit
"It's another BoJo special, millions spent and nothing ever built." says Heath Robinson, Builder.