Man United crash out of the UEFA LDV Vans Coca-Cola Shield
Man United, booted out of Europe's second most pointless trophy, they don't even have the consolation of a consolation prize…
‘Keep the statues’ says the blonde balloon.
Apart from Amritsar, the Mau Mau, the Irish Famine, the Slave Trade, Concentration Camps, Partition and Famine in India WHAT…
Attempts to organise a piss-up in a brewery on hold
Failing to 'pour himself a pint' from the brewery's 8,000 barrels, causing a fire and drowning several staff members
Everton announce ‘Stone Cold’ Steve as their new manager
Everton appoint ex-Professional Wrestler, Stone Cold Steve Austin, as their new manager. The board hope it will bring a bit…
VAR Review Overturns Result in Battle of Stalingrad
VAR Review overturns the Battle of Stalingrad. Several Russian players were clearly in an offside position when tey attacked.
Teachers claim “there are not enough hours in the day” so the DfE has increased the day to 27 hours
In its relentless drive to make teachers lives more miserable, the DfE has added 3 extra hours to the day,…
Derby County – A Moral Example to Us All
Derby County have selflessly sacrificed Richard Keogh, Unfair to suggest that at 33 he'd cock all to offer so its…
West Brom to be reinstated into the Premier League following VAR Review
West Brom have been reinstated into the Premier League following VAR Review of last season. Man City have had 87…