Is Theresa May’s new Suicide Minister planning to run around Beachy Head shouting “Don’t Jump!”?
One Bag and Another Bag is not One Bag, Says EasyJet
Three strikes and you’re out at the Easy Jet boarding gate
Female Dr Who finally resolves/inflames gender debate
Female Dr Who finally resolves/inflames gender debate
Mourinho Expectedly Resigns and a Makes Sideways Move into Farming
Mourinho Expectedly Resigns and a Makes Sideways Move into Farming
RIP The much loved truth and justice campaigner, Smears Morgan
Noted journalist, presenter and much loved celebrity Smears Morgan has passed away.
RIP Gobby Robinson fearless champion of free speech and England’s saviour
The nation mourns the passing of a man of many names, much money and protector of the race
It’s too dangerous for this North Korean Bangtan Boy to listen to his own music
It is too dangerous for this North Korean Bangtan Boy to listen to his own music
The Great Scottish Whisky Robbery – Whisky Galore 2
The Scots are selling cheap whisky at a high price to pretentious English fools
Is Donald McTrump really Scottish?
The Leader of the free world, and President of the United States of America has made much of his Scottish Ancestry. However recent comments have cast doubt as to whether or not […]
RIP – Dr Flying Focks, the man who sent Theresa May to conga round The Congo
The sad passing of a an inadequate man doing an impossible job.
Dr Wardy, from The University of Life, says, “Hungover? then drink more and you’ll feel better”
Turns out the best way to treat a hangover is with the hair of the dog.
Poverty “not as good as I expected,” says Catty Popkins
Poverty “not as good as I expected,” says Catty Popkins