A genuine psychic says that Jo Cox is cool with Boris Johnson’s banter and that since being dead she has changed her mind over Brexit and righteous smiting.
Jo Cox is ‘cool’ with Boris Johnson’s banter, says medium
The Yellow Submarine To Be Repurposed As A Trident Nuclear Sub
The Beatles legendary Yellow Submarine is to be re-purposed as a Trident Nuclear Submarine. As it’s to be based in Scotland no one cares.
Boris unveils plans to rub out the word ‘Backstop’ from the Withdrawal Act
Boris Johnson, unveiled his wool pulling scheme to a credulous Tory audience. He plans to renegotiate Brexit by rubbing out the word ‘Backstop’.
Boris’ Post-Brexit Britain Plan Leaked
A mysterious source has leaked Boris Johnson’s post Brexit plan. It is a detailed list of policies that will change how we live in the UK.
Doctor confirms patient doesn’t have dementia, he’s just thick
A Doctor has told a relieved family that Dad doesn’t have dementia, it’s just that he’s thick. The technical term is ‘Thickius Asmincius’.
Corbyn shits and gets off the pot but not in that order
Corbyn shits and gets off the pot but not necessarily in the right order, he refuses to shoot fish in a barrel, hit a cows arse with a banjo or shell peas.
Donald Trump Opens A New Hotel And Golf Course – On The Moon
Donald Trump set to open a new hotel and golf course on the moon. The rest of the galaxy aren’t happy about being evicted from the planned car park.
“Headlice have rights too” claims Highgate based eco-warrior
Headlice have rights too, claims eco-warrior. No they bloody well don’t replies a concerned mother.
Leaked memo reveals the truth behind some of Boris Johnson’s lies
Undergoing treatment for his chronic inability to tell the truth, Boris Johnson’s therapist’s notes have been leaked to the media.
Travel company offers a middle-class package tour to the lower-classes
A leading travel company is offering the middle-classes an authentic ‘lower-class’ living experience, complete with budget shopping with common people.
Veteran Supreme Court Judge Rules Boris Johnson Is “A Bit Of A Pr*ck”
A Supreme Court Judge has ruled that Boris Johnson is, based on the evidence, a bit of a pri*k. There were no dissenting opinions.
Tourist Catches Forgotten Disease After Messing Around In A London Phone Box
Tourist catches a forgotten disease after entering a London Phone Box. People have been warned not to enter the Red Boxes.
The Chatty Chimp 