Great Britain has been bought on eBay for £10.50, by a Mr D Trump of Orange County, Florider. The Advert read; For Sale; One country, slightly soiled, leans a bit to the […]
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Great Britain has been bought on eBay for £10.50, by a Mr D Trump of Orange County, Florider. The Advert read; For Sale; One country, slightly soiled, leans a bit to the […]
Miss Marple involved in the mysterious mystery of the murdered MP
That Boris Johnson apology, to Parliament, in full
Thank god, it’s only a Jehovah’s Witness, for one horrible moment we thought it was that Theresa woman
Brexit has been delayed until tomorrow
Blue Peter appeal to save Great Britain from extinction
Both sides in Brexit debate “not ruling out” genocide
Theresa May calls in immigrant ministers to make up for the Brexit shortfall
MP’s to vote on what to call Theresa’s Withdrawal Act
Following the record-breaking success of last week’s petition to the Government to revoke Article 50, the petitions website has crashed again. Petitioner Ian Napton said, “I was caught up in the euphoria […]
Poo Wars breaking out in gender neutral toilets as women say their sh*t doesn’t stink
The Conservative Party has been given indefinite leave to remain in power, for ever. The people have spoken. Its in Britain’s best interests