Chris Grayling seems unsure what a queue of lorries looks like. We’ve provided a picture to help.
Chris Grayling seems unsure what a queue of lorries looks like. We’ve provided a picture to help.
Despite Chris Grayling there is no evidence parliamentary standards are dropping
Despite Chris Grayling parliamentary standards are not dropping – As they couldn’t get any lower.
The World in Stereotypes – Volume 1, the former colony of Florida
Stereotypes of Florida, they are all true.
Heaven is God eating a bowl of chicken wings, whilst holding an automatic rifle.
HMV’s Grift Voucher Scheme will sell peerages, financial favours, ferrying contracts and government influence as part of a daring rescue plan
Gongs clang as everyone bows to His Masters Voice. HMV to be saved for the benefit of the administrators.
Grift Vouchers can be purchased in the Lobby
For Auld Lang’s Syne, one more beer won’t hurt
Xmas Hangover, days don’t work and a continuous diet of chocolate, cheese and past its best turkey isn’t working.
Hers’s to a very Happy New Year Everyone, have a wonderful 1956
Here is to a Happy New Year to everyone. The trouble is the year is 1956.
Making Britain grate again
Dr Fuchs announces that the Anglo-American swear word trade deal is ‘fu**ing done’
Dr Fuchs announces that the Anglo-American swear word trade deal is ‘fu**ing done’
Teenagers suffering anxiety, depression and PTSD as parents disconnect the WiFi over Xmas
Teenagers suffering anxiety, depression and PTSD as parents disconnect the WiFi over Xmas
Amazon delivery driver visits so often he’s coming for Xmas dinner
A parcel delivery driver visits the Jackson’s house so often he’s now coming for Xmas dinner
Brexit problem solved by having one week’s No Brexit, one week’s Soft Brexit and finally a good hard one
Brexit problem solved by having one week’s No Brexit, one week’s Soft Brexit and finally a good hard one
Hark the herald angels sing, his bloody Auntie’s nicked my gin
While mothers washed their crocs by night,
Then put their turkey’s in’
Their idle families ate her chocs,
And then they nicked her gin.
Audiences are unhappy with Theresa May’s performance as the Unprincipled Boy in The Palace of Westminster Xmas Panto
Audiences are unhappy with Theresa May’s performance as the Unprincipled Boy in The Palace of Westminster Xmas Panto
The Chatty Chimp 