After riding a wave of popularity the #VoteChair campaign finally came crashing down after a raucous night out in Galsgow. Not even Irn Bru could save it.
#VoteChair Campaign Ends In Disaster Following Night Out in Glasgow
Busier than a Boris Johnson fact-checker
A Boris Johnson fact-checker has had to sign off work due to stress and overwork. He was unable to cope with all the lies, errors and misinformation.
FCA Forced to clean up their own mess
It seems that someone at the FCA has been leaving little parcels of joy on the bathroom floors. Maybe they’d been mis-sold PPI
Andy Handy carries on digging despite mummy taking away his shovel
Prince Andrew gives 2nd interview, clarifying his 1st interview. He confirmed he’s arrogant, evasive, unempathetic, amoral and forgetful.
UK in Chaos As Sky News Desk Furniture And General Election Hopeful Incites “Chairmageddon”
Chairmageddon as the DFS Sale ends. Furniture everywhere stage equal rights revolution. ‘No longer will we be playthings to be sat on by all and sundry’
Queen’s speech refers to Annus Horribilis II but which annus does she mean?
Her Maj refers to Annus Horribilis II, but it is unclear to which Annus one is referring
Pupin wins Puppeteer of the Year with his show ‘The Puppet States’
Vladislav Pupin wins Puppeteer of the Year for the third time running. Claims that the inexplicably popular puppets were dangerous were laughed off, evilly.
Marmite demands a referendum – do we hate it or love it?
Finally it’s time to resolve the age old dilemma, Marmite, Love it or Hate it, you get to decide. Unfortunately the country seems divided once again.
Jeremy Corbyn promises free kittens and puppies for everyone
Jeremy Corbyn promises every house a new puppy or kitten if Labour win the next election, the plan will be paid through increased tax on Dog Jacket makers.
Nicola Sturgeon Sits Behind Sky News Chair Running In General Election
Nicola Sturgeon backs Vote Chair campaign, as it’s invited to Scotland where she’s hoping to capitalise on The Chair’s increasing popularity
Amused Moose present SohoHo’s Comedy Night Out
Amused Moose SohoHo’s Saturday Comedy Night OutSaturday 23 November Tonight’s five excellent comedians onstage at Soho’s upmarket boutique Karma Sanctum Hotel are all top-notch, which together makes this the coolest comedy night […]
Composers Network presents With Memories – a review by Tim Marriott
Composers Network presented a moving performance of new work themed on living with dementia, in support of Memory Lane
The Chatty Chimp 