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Farage Riots – Season Two ‘Not as good as the original,’ says TV Critic

By Chatty Chimp on Jun 11, 2026

Nigel Farage Misses Gold at Hide-and-Seek Championship

By Chatty Chimp on Mar 15, 2026

“Poor people must work harder!” says Farage

By Chatty Chimp on Feb 15, 2026

What Christ really said about the Christmas Market

By Chatty Chimp on Nov 17, 2025

Andrew debacles saves Reeves blushes

By thehappymonkey12 on Nov 2, 2025

Government to move asylum seekers, refugees, and immigrants to Hull

By Chatty Chimp on Sep 2, 2025

Amused Moose Comedy Award Winners Showcase

By Chatty Chimp on Oct 10, 2019 • ( Leave a comment )

Amused Moose Comedy Showcase presents two of their Edinburgh Fringe award winners. Liam Withnail and Archie Henderson at The Soho Theatre London

Composers Network proudly present “With Memories”

By Chatty Chimp on Oct 10, 2019 • ( Leave a comment )

The Composers Network present “With Memories”, using music to explore issues related to dementia and raise money for Memory Lane

ERG announce they have finally finished their study into Europe

By on Oct 10, 2019

European Research Group have finished their Government-funded study into Europe and determined it’s all full of Johnnie Foreigner and his rum customs.

The Nobel Prize for Sciencing goes to Gwyneth Paltrow for Gloop

By geramont71 on Oct 9, 2019
Gwyneth Paltrow's Muff

The Nobel Prize for Sciencing goes to Gwyneth Paltrow and her groundbreaking work with her company, Gloop. Proving looks trumps brains, every time.

Line of Duty returns for 6th series with even more acronyms

By on Oct 9, 2019
Line of Duty

Line of Duty returns for a 6th series, chock full of pointless acronyms. The breakthrough came when the writer discovered Boggle. Fans are ROFLMAO

EU delay response to Boris as they disagree on how to tell him to F*ck Off

By on Oct 8, 2019

The EU response to the latest proposal from Boris Johnson has been delayed as they cannot agree on the best way to tell him to F*ck Off

Veganist gutted to discover he could have had meat for the last 25 years

By plummy on Oct 7, 2019
No meat

Veganist gutted to discover he could have had meat for the last 25 years. Scientists find meat’s good for you, the planet and the animals. No more Quorn!

University Challenge rules out ‘Corbyn’ as answer to anything

By on Oct 5, 2019
Jeremy Corbyn is never the answer

University Challenge has ruled out Jeremy Corbyn as an answer to anything. After years of trying they are unable to come up with a suitable question.

List of Things Jeremy Corbyn Does and Doesn’t Give A F*ck About

By on Oct 5, 2019
Jeremy Corbyn Makes up his mind

In an effort to understand Jezza, some very bright people have put together a list of things Jeremy Corbyn does and does not give a f*ck about.

Composers Network proudly present “With Memories”

By Chatty Chimp on Oct 4, 2019 • ( Leave a comment )

The Composers Network present “With Memories”, using music to explore issues related to dementia and raise money for Memory Lane

Jo Cox is ‘cool’ with Boris Johnson’s banter, says medium

By on Oct 4, 2019

A genuine psychic says that Jo Cox is cool with Boris Johnson’s banter and that since being dead she has changed her mind over Brexit and righteous smiting.

The Yellow Submarine To Be Repurposed As A Trident Nuclear Sub

By on Oct 3, 2019
A yellow submarine

The Beatles legendary Yellow Submarine is to be re-purposed as a Trident Nuclear Submarine. As it’s to be based in Scotland no one cares.

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    Farage Riots – Season Two ‘Not as good as the original,’ says TV Critic

    Farage Riots – Season Two ‘Not as good as the original,’ says TV Critic

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