Calamitous clown Boris Johnson has offered the AG, Geoffrey Cox, use of his personal apology template. ‘Everything you need is there’ said Boris.
Boris Johnson offers Geoffrey Cox use of his personal apology template
Ministry Of Defence lock up lazy Scottish Tourist
The Ministry of Defence has locked up a tired Scottish Tourist after he had a ‘bit of a sit down’ on their steps. He’s now rotting in a Vietnamese Hell Hole
Have you been mis-sold a lottery ticket? Were you promised riches beyond compare? Then one legal firm thinks they can get you your money back
Have you been mis-sold a lottery ticket then some sharks in shiny suits think you may be due compensation but you’ll lose again.
“I’d have gotten away with it were it not for those pesky kids!” cries Boris
Masterplan foiled. “I’d have gotten away with it were it not for thise pesky kids!” cries Bozo The Clown. Sweet old Lady saved by Scooby and The Gang!
Ever looked at a satirical news story and thought, “I can do better than that”
Ever looked at a satirical news story and thought “I can do better than that”. Well, why not give it a go?
Scottish commuter goes ballistic as idiot blocks ticket barrier at tube station
Commuter goes off on one after a business man blocks the ticket barrier. Should there be an etiquette guide to travelling on The Tube?
Jeremy Corbyn Prorogue’s Labour Party Conference
Fed up with his troublesome delegates, especially now he can’t be one, Jeremy Corbyn has decided to Prorogue the Labour Party Conference.
Craig Hill – Bottoms Up! – A Review
Craig Hill the master of Scottish Banter.
Brexit Is A F*cking Circus And We’re In The Cheap Seats, Says Wales
Meanwhile, not everyone in the UK House is happy about being left alone with the English. Now the Welsh have started looking for a new flat share!
Sun editor sacked after discovery of shameful link to Pontius Pilate
Sun editor sacked after discovery of link to Pontius Pilate discovered. Other staff members promoted after antecedents include, Vlad, Caligula and Goebbels
Civil War follows arrival of US Peacekeepers in Paradise
Donald Trump sends a peacekeeping mission to a peacful nation and starts a civil war. US Churches send Bibles, we send Prince Andrew. Gun sales boom!
Benefit cuts force elderly pensioners back to work
Cuts to pension income means elderly folk are returning to work in order to make ends meet. Legendary Band, The Who are one group doing just that.
The Chatty Chimp 