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Champions League Final nearly as exciting as Bolton v Tadcaster in 1999

By on Jun 5, 2019

Champions League Final nearly as exciting as Bolton v Tadcaster in 1999

For Sale – The NHS, 63 Million previous users, good runner, needs TLC and cash

By on Jun 4, 2019

For Sale – The NHS, 63 Million previous users, good runner, needs TLC and cash

Inside M25 declared a Milkshake free zone for Trump’s visit

By geramont71 on Jun 4, 2019

Inside M25 declared a Milkshake free zone for Trump’s visit

Jesus Christ has moved to disassociate himself from Ann Widdecombe

By bernard on Jun 4, 2019

Jesus disassociates himself with Ann Widdecombe

Jesus Christ has moved to disassociate himself from Ann Widdecombe

Hipperatti couple are disappointed that Brabantia’s unique talents weren’t recognised in her SATs

By on Jun 3, 2019

Hipperatti couple are disappointed that Brabantia’s unique talents weren’t recognised in her SAT’s

Maggie Thatcher returns to stand in the Tory Leadership Race

By on Jun 2, 2019

Maggie Thatcher returns to stand in the Tory Leadership Race. JRM is delighted.

Desperate Migrants hauled from The Channel and returned to Birmingham

By on Jun 1, 2019

Desperate Migrants hauled from The Channel and returned to Birmingham

The NRA send thoughts and prayers to victims of America’s latest mass shooting at (The: school/shopping centre/church/hospital/community centre) in (state/town/city)

By colin on Jun 1, 2019

Once again the NRA send thoughts and prayers to victims of the latest shooting but refuse to actually do anything about these shootings.

Chatty wants you! If you think you could write something funny then why not, give it a go?

By Chatty Chimp on May 31, 2019 • ( Leave a comment )

Do you have an affinity with the written word? A liking for a joke? Fancy seeing your work published? Then, come and join an infinite number of monkeys working on their script for Hamlet

Bozo withdraws from Tory leadership race after Chris Grayling pledges his full support

By geramont71 on May 31, 2019

Bozo withdraws from Tory leadership race after Chris Grayling pledges his full support

Bag of shite enters the Tory leadership contest

By on May 30, 2019

Bag of shite enters the Tory leadership contest

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“Poor people must work harder!” says Farage

What Christ really said about the Christmas Market

Andrew debacles saves Reeves blushes

Government to move asylum seekers, refugees, and immigrants to Hull

Reeves’s Labrador tax set to raise a stink

58-year-old Wiltshire man puts himself up for adoption

Champions League Final nearly as exciting as Bolton v Tadcaster in 1999

For Sale – The NHS, 63 Million previous users, good runner, needs TLC and cash

Inside M25 declared a Milkshake free zone for Trump’s visit

Jesus Christ has moved to disassociate himself from Ann Widdecombe

Hipperatti couple are disappointed that Brabantia’s unique talents weren’t recognised in her SATs

Maggie Thatcher returns to stand in the Tory Leadership Race

Desperate Migrants hauled from The Channel and returned to Birmingham

The NRA send thoughts and prayers to victims of America’s latest mass shooting at (The: school/shopping centre/church/hospital/community centre) in (state/town/city)

Chatty wants you! If you think you could write something funny then why not, give it a go?

Bozo withdraws from Tory leadership race after Chris Grayling pledges his full support

Bag of shite enters the Tory leadership contest

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“Poor people must work harder!” says Farage

What Christ really said about the Christmas Market

Andrew debacles saves Reeves blushes