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What Christ really said about the Christmas Market

By Chatty Chimp on Nov 17, 2025

Andrew debacles saves Reeves blushes

By thehappymonkey12 on Nov 2, 2025

Government to move asylum seekers, refugees, and immigrants to Hull

By Chatty Chimp on Sep 2, 2025

Reeves’s Labrador tax set to raise a stink

By thehappymonkey12 on Sep 1, 2025

58-year-old Wiltshire man puts himself up for adoption

By thehappymonkey12 on Aug 20, 2025

Crap GPT AI: Revolutionizing or Ruining GB News?

By Chatty Chimp on Jul 12, 2025

For Sale – The NHS, 63 Million previous users, good runner, needs TLC and cash

By on Jun 4, 2019
NHS Doctor

For Sale – The NHS, 63 Million previous users, good runner, needs TLC and cash

Inside M25 declared a Milkshake free zone for Trump’s visit

By geramont71 on Jun 4, 2019
Milkshake ban to protect Trump

Inside M25 declared a Milkshake free zone for Trump’s visit

Jesus Christ has moved to disassociate himself from Ann Widdecombe

By bernard on Jun 4, 2019
Jesus disassociates himself with Ann Widdecombe

Jesus Christ has moved to disassociate himself from Ann Widdecombe

Hipperatti couple are disappointed that Brabantia’s unique talents weren’t recognised in her SATs

By on Jun 3, 2019
Brabantia counting on her fingers

Hipperatti couple are disappointed that Brabantia’s unique talents weren’t recognised in her SAT’s

Maggie Thatcher returns to stand in the Tory Leadership Race

By on Jun 2, 2019
Maggie's back

Maggie Thatcher returns to stand in the Tory Leadership Race. JRM is delighted.

Desperate Migrants hauled from The Channel and returned to Birmingham

By on Jun 1, 2019
Catch that migrant, catch him now

Desperate Migrants hauled from The Channel and returned to Birmingham

The NRA send thoughts and prayers to victims of America’s latest mass shooting at (The: school/shopping centre/church/hospital/community centre) in (state/town/city)

By colin on Jun 1, 2019

Once again the NRA send thoughts and prayers to victims of the latest shooting but refuse to actually do anything about these shootings.

Wanksy’s latest piece of graffito sells for £1.3 million

By on Jun 1, 2019
Here comes Wanksy

Wanksy’s latest piece of graffito sells for £1.3 million. Is it a case of ‘I saw you coming’?

Chatty wants you! If you think you could write something funny then why not, give it a go?

By Chatty Chimp on May 31, 2019 • ( Leave a comment )
Writing is such hard work

Do you have an affinity with the written word? A liking for a joke? Fancy seeing your work published? Then, come and join an infinite number of monkeys working on their script for Hamlet

Bozo withdraws from Tory leadership race after Chris Grayling pledges his full support

By geramont71 on May 31, 2019
Boris beaten off

Bozo withdraws from Tory leadership race after Chris Grayling pledges his full support

Bag of shite enters the Tory leadership contest

By on May 30, 2019
Tory leadershit contest

Bag of shite enters the Tory leadership contest

All of the Tory Leadership contenders promise their party will commit ‘Political Suicide’

By bernard on May 29, 2019
Tory Party commits Political Suicide

The Tory Leadership contenders promise their party will commit ‘Political Suicide’ over Brexit

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