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Nigel Farage Misses Gold at Hide-and-Seek Championship

By Chatty Chimp on Mar 15, 2026

“Poor people must work harder!” says Farage

By Chatty Chimp on Feb 15, 2026

What Christ really said about the Christmas Market

By Chatty Chimp on Nov 17, 2025

Andrew debacles saves Reeves blushes

By thehappymonkey12 on Nov 2, 2025

Government to move asylum seekers, refugees, and immigrants to Hull

By Chatty Chimp on Sep 2, 2025

Reeves’s Labrador tax set to raise a stink

By thehappymonkey12 on Sep 1, 2025

Packham, please pack up and pack off say country folk

By on May 7, 2019
Pack off Packham

Packham, please pack up and pack off say country folk. you don’t understand our ways.

National Psychic Association warns of the danger of fake psychics

By on May 6, 2019
Psychic Crystal Ball

National Psychic Association warns of the danger of fake psychics.

Jacob Rees-Mogg to star as the Baddie in the next Bond film

By on May 5, 2019
Jacob Rees-Mogg

Jacob Rees-Mogg to star as the Baddie in the next Bond film bringing an authenticate air of sinister, menace.

Rumpus at Runnymede as lycra louts lash out

By on May 4, 2019
Smug cyclist

Rumpus at Runnymede as lycra louts lash out

Howay, the Geordie telecoms giant in 5G row

By geramont71 on May 3, 2019
Howay Cell Phone Tower

Howay, the Geordie telecoms giant in 5G row. Don’t worry, we won’t get caught spying again. No definitely not.

Favourite for The Turner Prize is some used and discarded ‘Cardboard’

By bernard on May 2, 2019
Cardboard

Favourite for the Turner Prize, a piece of used and discarded cardboard

Apple sparks security alert at Glasgow Airport

By geramont71 on May 1, 2019
Apple Bomb

Security alert at Galsgow Airport after an apple was smuggled on to a plane. The fruit was destoryed in a controlled explosion.

Googlesoft reveal Britain’s most common password is ‘Runbyc*%ts!’

By binty on Apr 30, 2019
Googlesoft password Runbyc*%ts!

Googlesoft reveal Britain’s most common password is ‘Runbyc*%ts!’

UKIP cry “It isn’t fair when you make fun of us by quoting exactly what we said”

By on Apr 28, 2019
UKIP

UKIP have complained about their treatment by social, and mainstream media. They claim they’re being bullied, intimidated and made to look foolish by people quoting exactly what they said. “It’s not fair, […]

Facial recognition system fails to identify MPs, Lawyers & Estate Agents second face

By on Apr 27, 2019
facial recognition software

Facial recognition system fails to identify MPs, Lawyers & Estate Agents second face

What’s happened to Chris Grayling?

By geramont71 on Apr 26, 2019
Where's Wally

Where has Chris Grayling gone? Concern as he hasn’t committed a howler in over a month.

Latest series of Tits and Dragons proves to be a ratings winner

By on Apr 25, 2019
Tits and Dragons

Grand Finale of Tits and Dragons, with more tits and more dragons.

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