Jacob Rees-Mogg to star as the Baddie in the next Bond film bringing an authenticate air of sinister, menace.
Jacob Rees-Mogg to star as the Baddie in the next Bond film
Rumpus at Runnymede as lycra louts lash out
Rumpus at Runnymede as lycra louts lash out
Howay, the Geordie telecoms giant in 5G row
Howay, the Geordie telecoms giant in 5G row. Don’t worry, we won’t get caught spying again. No definitely not.
Favourite for The Turner Prize is some used and discarded ‘Cardboard’
Favourite for the Turner Prize, a piece of used and discarded cardboard
Apple sparks security alert at Glasgow Airport
Security alert at Galsgow Airport after an apple was smuggled on to a plane. The fruit was destoryed in a controlled explosion.
Googlesoft reveal Britain’s most common password is ‘Runbyc*%ts!’
Googlesoft reveal Britain’s most common password is ‘Runbyc*%ts!’
UKIP cry “It isn’t fair when you make fun of us by quoting exactly what we said”
UKIP have complained about their treatment by social, and mainstream media. They claim they’re being bullied, intimidated and made to look foolish by people quoting exactly what they said. “It’s not fair, […]
Facial recognition system fails to identify MPs, Lawyers & Estate Agents second face
Facial recognition system fails to identify MPs, Lawyers & Estate Agents second face
What’s happened to Chris Grayling?
Where has Chris Grayling gone? Concern as he hasn’t committed a howler in over a month.
Latest series of Tits and Dragons proves to be a ratings winner
Grand Finale of Tits and Dragons, with more tits and more dragons.
The Establishment is appalled to discover Ireland is not a British County
Parliament astonished to discover that Ireland is not a British County
Fancy writing for Chatty? Would you like to see your work published?
Do you have an affinity with the written word? A liking for a joke? Fancy seeing your work published? Then, come and join an infinite number of monkeys working on their script for Hamlet
The Chatty Chimp 