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Nigel Farage Misses Gold at Hide-and-Seek Championship

By Chatty Chimp on Mar 15, 2026

“Poor people must work harder!” says Farage

By Chatty Chimp on Feb 15, 2026

What Christ really said about the Christmas Market

By Chatty Chimp on Nov 17, 2025

Andrew debacles saves Reeves blushes

By thehappymonkey12 on Nov 2, 2025

Government to move asylum seekers, refugees, and immigrants to Hull

By Chatty Chimp on Sep 2, 2025

Reeves’s Labrador tax set to raise a stink

By thehappymonkey12 on Sep 1, 2025

The Establishment is appalled to discover Ireland is not a British County

By geramont71 on Apr 24, 2019
Irish Independence Day

Parliament astonished to discover that Ireland is not a British County

Fancy writing for Chatty? Would you like to see your work published?

By Chatty Chimp on Apr 23, 2019 • ( Leave a comment )
Old fashioned writing machine

Do you have an affinity with the written word? A liking for a joke? Fancy seeing your work published? Then, come and join an infinite number of monkeys working on their script for Hamlet

Slaughter at Trump International Tower as shouts of “Yeehah” are mistaken for “Jihad”

By Ian Jaggard on Apr 23, 2019
Trump scandal

Slaughter at Trump International Tower as shouts of “Yeehah” are mistaken for “Jihad”

DWP Punishments revised to include lines, fagging and giving up teddy

By on Apr 22, 2019
Punishment with lines and a cap

DWP Punishments revised to include lines, fagging and giving up teddy

Chocolate Milk comes from Brown Cows say scientists

By binty on Apr 21, 2019
Chocolate Milk Producers

Chocolate Milk comes from Brown Cows say scientists

Protestors protesting about Protest Marches run into counter protest

By thecrownprince on Apr 20, 2019
Protest protestors protesting

Protestors protesting about Protest Marches run into counter protest

St Bastard’s Comprehensive closed when Religious Studies students attempted to re-enact the Crucifixion

By colin on Apr 19, 2019
St Bastards crucifixion

St Bastard’s Comprehensive closed when Religious Studies students attempted to re-enact the Crucifixion

Qatar’s bestselling book is ‘How to beat your wife, for Dummies’

By bernard on Apr 18, 2019
how to beat your wife

Qatari Sociologist, Basher Al Hardah’s academic treatise ‘How to beat your wife, for Dummies’ is at the top of the Arab Times best seller list. The handy guide, with its’ simple easy […]

Footballer who has never seen Fawlty Towers escapes punishment

By geramont71 on Apr 17, 2019
Footballer appearing to summon a waiter

Footballer who has never seen Fawlty Towers escapes punishment

Air travellers to have compulsory intelligence tests

By on Apr 17, 2019 • ( Leave a comment )
Intelligence Test for travellers

Air travellers to have compulsory intelligence tests

Prayers not water put out Notre Dame fire, says God

By on Apr 16, 2019
French firemen did nothing prayers saved the day

Prayers not water put out Notre Dame fire, says God

Unalterable People’s Vote means homeopathy will be used to treat Heart Disease

By on Apr 16, 2019
Homeopathy to treat heart disease

Unalterable People’s Vote means homeopathy will be used to treat Heart Disease

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