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What Christ really said about the Christmas Market

By Chatty Chimp on Nov 17, 2025

Andrew debacles saves Reeves blushes

By thehappymonkey12 on Nov 2, 2025

Government to move asylum seekers, refugees, and immigrants to Hull

By Chatty Chimp on Sep 2, 2025

Reeves’s Labrador tax set to raise a stink

By thehappymonkey12 on Sep 1, 2025

58-year-old Wiltshire man puts himself up for adoption

By thehappymonkey12 on Aug 20, 2025

Crap GPT AI: Revolutionizing or Ruining GB News?

By Chatty Chimp on Jul 12, 2025

Blue Peter appeal to save Great Britain from extinction

By on Apr 5, 2019
Blue Peter

Blue Peter appeal to save Great Britain from extinction

Architectural award goes to a field covered in tarmac

By on Apr 4, 2019
Architectural award for tarmac covered field

Countries top architectural award goes to a field covered in tarmac.

Both sides in Brexit debate “not ruling out” genocide

By on Apr 3, 2019
Death preparing for genocide

Both sides in Brexit debate “not ruling out” genocide

Coronation Street, where everyone drinks for free

By colin on Apr 2, 2019
Coronation Street

Coronation Street, where everyone drinks for free

Theresa May calls in immigrant workers to replace Brexit cabinet shortfall

By bernard on Apr 1, 2019
New immigrant ministers arrive in uk

Theresa May calls in immigrant ministers to make up for the Brexit shortfall

Fancy writing for Chatty? Would you like to see your work published?

By Chatty Chimp on Apr 1, 2019 • ( Leave a comment )
Old fashioned writing machine

Do you have an affinity with the written word? A liking for a joke? Fancy seeing your work published? Then, come and join an infinite number of monkeys working on their script for Hamlet

Euro 2020 allows useless teams in but there’s still no room for Scotland

By on Mar 31, 2019 • ( Leave a comment )
European Championships Wall Chart

As the European Championships expand to allow 3rd rate teams to play, there’s still no room for Scotland

MP’s to vote on what to call Theresa’s Withdrawal Act

By binty on Mar 29, 2019
Withdrawal Act

MP’s to vote on what to call Theresa’s Withdrawal Act

Petition to replace with Theresa May with NZ PM, Jacinda Arden, tops 20 Million signatures

By colin on Mar 29, 2019
Jacinda Ardern appeal

Following the record-breaking success of last week’s petition to the Government to revoke Article 50, the petitions website has crashed again. Petitioner Ian Napton said, “I was caught up in the euphoria […]

Scotland to get extra Bank Holiday to celebrate Euro20 success

By thecrownprince on Mar 28, 2019
Bank holiday as Scottish Refs reach final

Scotland to get extra Bank Holiday to celebrate Euro20 success

Gladiator Schools to be reintroduced to help fight knife crime

By on Mar 27, 2019
Gladiator School Sports Day

Gladiator Schools to be reintroduced to help fight knife crime

Gender Neutral Toilets are causing a bit of a kerfuffle

By on Mar 27, 2019
Sign for a Gender Neutral Toilet

Poo Wars breaking out in gender neutral toilets as women say their sh*t doesn’t stink

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