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Nigel Farage Misses Gold at Hide-and-Seek Championship

By Chatty Chimp on Mar 15, 2026

“Poor people must work harder!” says Farage

By Chatty Chimp on Feb 15, 2026

What Christ really said about the Christmas Market

By Chatty Chimp on Nov 17, 2025

Andrew debacles saves Reeves blushes

By thehappymonkey12 on Nov 2, 2025

Government to move asylum seekers, refugees, and immigrants to Hull

By Chatty Chimp on Sep 2, 2025

Reeves’s Labrador tax set to raise a stink

By thehappymonkey12 on Sep 1, 2025

Gays get stoned but not in a good way

By on Apr 7, 2019
Stoned to death

Gays to be stoned but not in a good way. The introduction of the death penalty for homosexuality in Brunei unties religiots

Brexit has been delayed until tomorrow

By on Apr 6, 2019

Brexit has been delayed until tomorrow

Blue Peter appeal to save Great Britain from extinction

By on Apr 5, 2019
Blue Peter

Blue Peter appeal to save Great Britain from extinction

Architectural award goes to a field covered in tarmac

By on Apr 4, 2019
Architectural award for tarmac covered field

Countries top architectural award goes to a field covered in tarmac.

Both sides in Brexit debate “not ruling out” genocide

By on Apr 3, 2019
Death preparing for genocide

Both sides in Brexit debate “not ruling out” genocide

Coronation Street, where everyone drinks for free

By colin on Apr 2, 2019
Coronation Street

Coronation Street, where everyone drinks for free

Theresa May calls in immigrant workers to replace Brexit cabinet shortfall

By bernard on Apr 1, 2019
New immigrant ministers arrive in uk

Theresa May calls in immigrant ministers to make up for the Brexit shortfall

Fancy writing for Chatty? Would you like to see your work published?

By Chatty Chimp on Apr 1, 2019 • ( Leave a comment )
Old fashioned writing machine

Do you have an affinity with the written word? A liking for a joke? Fancy seeing your work published? Then, come and join an infinite number of monkeys working on their script for Hamlet

Euro 2020 allows useless teams in but there’s still no room for Scotland

By on Mar 31, 2019 • ( Leave a comment )
European Championships Wall Chart

As the European Championships expand to allow 3rd rate teams to play, there’s still no room for Scotland

MP’s to vote on what to call Theresa’s Withdrawal Act

By binty on Mar 29, 2019
Withdrawal Act

MP’s to vote on what to call Theresa’s Withdrawal Act

Petition to replace with Theresa May with NZ PM, Jacinda Arden, tops 20 Million signatures

By colin on Mar 29, 2019
Jacinda Ardern appeal

Following the record-breaking success of last week’s petition to the Government to revoke Article 50, the petitions website has crashed again. Petitioner Ian Napton said, “I was caught up in the euphoria […]

Scotland to get extra Bank Holiday to celebrate Euro20 success

By thecrownprince on Mar 28, 2019
Bank holiday as Scottish Refs reach final

Scotland to get extra Bank Holiday to celebrate Euro20 success

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