Now, more than ever the left-wing commie scum is trying to make society fairer for all, we all need to help Elon in his fight to stop this.
Trump urges America to send thoughts and prayers to Elon in his time of greed
Thames Water to use politicians bullshit to power homes
There are plans to extend the renewable energy scheme to Town Halls, Churches and Piers Morgan’s studio.
Humans kicked out of Ape family in disgrace
Humans booted out of the Ape tribe. “Strategically shaved idiot, more like” says Ape
As air quality improves the Eiffel Tower is now visible from The Shard
Would you adam it? fuckin’ Paris, says The Mockney Lad.
Driver accused of killing the planet by having a full tank of petrol
Driver commits the environmental sin of ‘tanking’, where running with a full tank burns more fuel than using just enough petrol to get to your destination.
Veganist gutted to discover he could have had meat for the last 25 years
Veganist gutted to discover he could have had meat for the last 25 years. Scientists find meat’s good for you, the planet and the animals. No more Quorn!
Packham, please pack up and pack off say country folk
Packham, please pack up and pack off say country folk. you don’t understand our ways.
The Chatty Chimp 