Masterplan foiled. “I’d have gotten away with it were it not for thise pesky kids!” cries Bozo The Clown. Sweet old Lady saved by Scooby and The Gang!
Meanwhile, not everyone in the UK House is happy about being left alone with the English. Now the Welsh have started looking for a new flat share!
Meanwhile, somewhere in Luxembourg The Incredible Hulk has lost his balls. The giant orbs have suddenly disappeared, no longer swinging in their sacks.
Blue Flag waving contagious claim Brexiteers after BBC shows EU flags being waved at The Last Night of The Proms
Plucky Ian Napton to challenge Boris in his Uxbridge constituency, running on a ‘I’m Not Boris!’ ticket
Boris Johnson has sent his officials to howl into the void in the latest round of Brexit negotiations.
Bremain is the sexy new name for the Anti-Brexit campaign. Boffins were paid literally pounds to make anti-brexit as sexy as Brexit
The first of a series of post-Bexit practice drills, cutting power to most of the UK was hailed as a great success by the idiot in charge
Dominic Raabid claims he told his imaginary friend about No-Deal risks before 2016 and therefore every one knew what they were voting for
Pound now the world’s worst performing major currency. day traders picking up money for nothing.
EU bans the sale of Just For Men hair dye because it’s sexist. Now they are looking at the ‘Not for Men Sex Toys’
Brexit Party storms to victory in the latest round of International Statues by the unusual tactic of turning away from the field of play