"ooyabastidfookinell" yield Dad as he made the classic error of walking across his child's bedroom in his socks
Well, if he wants him, he can have him, I'm off to get a puppy!
I'll be ready once I've remodelled the kitchen and added a conservatory
How does her brain keep going, filled with all that rubbish, it just flows out of her, 24/7
Man in the Valentine's Day doghouse issues warning to other men, "For goodness sake, spend the money!"
Middle-aged man has his Xmas party spoilt after a young girl 'disrespects' him.
Frustrated housewife buried under an avalanche of empty toilet roll tubes.