Harrods hires Satan for the Grotto, second-rate guitarists, Apprentice candidates and Tory MP’s are queuing out the door!
Harrods accidentally hires Satan for the Christmas Grotto
Boris reassures the nation’s kids that there is no shortage of Xmas toys
Of course there is a shortage of Xmas toys, Boris has bought them all for his kids!
Fat Santa told to shield during the bleak mid-winter
Fat Santa ordered to shield from Corona Virus as his weight, diet and lifestyle means he’s in the high-risk group.
Mum saves time by throwing the Xmas Food shop into the bin
Mum saves time at Xmas by throwing he Xmas food shop straight into the bun
The PC Christmas Card, guaranteed to take the joy out of Xmas
Totally PC Christmas Card unveiled. Guaranteed to take the joy out of the holiday season.
Santa Claus banned due to negative health effects on children
Santa Claus banned as he has a bad effect on children’s health. Fat, red-faced, pie-eating alcoholic sets a bad example for the non-Scottish.
Santa’s end of year review puts Theresa on The Naughty List
Santa’s end of year review puts Theresa on The Naughty List
The Chatty Chimp 