If he didn’t know what to do with it, he could have phoned a friend!
Millionaire winner celebrates with a caravan holiday
Wednesday’s Bavard Bar Caption Competition
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Chatty Chimp is the 83rd Best Satire Site on the Internet
It’s a lesson that you don’t need hard work, dedication and talent to succeed!
Tonight’s Bavard Bar Caption Competition
Bavard Bar caption competition
Last week’s Bavard Bar Caption Competition
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Premier League season to be finished using Subbuteo
Subbuteo, where players can’t fall down, the ref’s word is law and there is an awful lot of flicking going on.
Phillip Schofield has come out live on national television
Phillip Schofield comes out and admits “In 27 years, I’ve contributed nothing of any significant cultural value.”
Derek Acorah, noted psychic, spiritualist and medium dies unexpectedly
Following the death of the noted psychic, Derek Acorah, he announces details of his new series, Death is not the Final Word.
ELO’s Jeff Lynne Is Excited To Be Returning To His Alien Homeworld
As he plans his return to his home world, Jeff Lynne wonders how we never realised he was a space alien. The clues were all there!
The Nobel Prize for Sciencing goes to Gwyneth Paltrow for Gloop
The Nobel Prize for Sciencing goes to Gwyneth Paltrow and her groundbreaking work with her company, Gloop. Proving looks trumps brains, every time.
Newly Discovered Beatles Tape Reveals Sinister Soviet Conspiracy
The Beatles were part of a sinister Soviet conspiracy to stop their citizens having to listen to Do-Wop. The songs contain secret codes.
Saj The Maj wowing audiences with his Magic Money Tree act
In his Bunco Booth, Saj The Maj has been wowing audiences his with his magic money tree act. The best magic trick since Paul Daniels.
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