£20,000 train journey after Prince Charles uses GWR’s On-Line booking
£20,000 train ticket after Prince Charles used GWR’s On-Line booking site
Harry and Meg’s kitchen makeover comes in at £2.4 million
Harry and Meg’s kitchen makeover comes in at £2.4 million after the project was handed to Chris Grayling.
Inside M25 declared a Milkshake free zone for Trump’s visit
Inside M25 declared a Milkshake free zone for Trump’s visit
BBC Correspondent almost spaff’ed to death after latest Royal Wedding
BBC Correspondent almost spaff’ed to death after latest Royal Wedding
Prince Archie is part of the Royal Family’s long term plan to reclaim the colonies
Prince Archie is part of the Royal Family’s long term plan to reclaim the colonies. ‘That’s how you Game of Thrones’ says Queenie.
Taxpayer stunned to indifference over the new Royal baby
Taxpayer stunned to indifference over the new Royal baby
RIP – the lion hearted champion of truth, decency and traditional, white, middle-class values, that was The Daily Mail
RIP – the lion hearted champion of truth, decency and traditional, white, middle-class values, that was The Daily Mail
Is the Ghost of Diana working as a motor mechanic? Did she sabotage the Duke’s car?
Is the Ghost of Diana working as a motor mechanic? Did she sabotage the Duke’s car?
Plans are afoot to move the Royal Family out of London if summer rioting breaks out
Whitehall sources have confirmed that plans originally drawn up during the Cold War to evacuate the Royal Family out of London in the event of nuclear attack have been “repurposed” in anticipation […]
Ancestral history programme reveals Danny Dyer is next in line for the throne, All Hail King Dan
A constitutional crises has erupted following the latest series of “Who the f**k r u?”, the programme investigating the ancestry of celebrities; in search of scandal, title tattle and giving them a […]
Prince Philip crashes his car doing the Bird Box challenge
Prince Philip crashes his car doing the Bird Box challenge
HMV’s Grift Voucher Scheme will sell peerages, financial favours, ferrying contracts and government influence as part of a daring rescue plan
Gongs clang as everyone bows to His Masters Voice. HMV to be saved for the benefit of the administrators.
Grift Vouchers can be purchased in the Lobby
The Chatty Chimp 