Even though the Election isn’t underway the strain is clearly telling on JRM. Thinking he was discussing Brexit, it turned out to be Grenfell. Juggins!
“Sorry, forget my own head next” says Jacob Rees-Mogg
Tory wins seat after saying “Benefit claimants should be put down!”
Tory candidate wins seat in GE2019 by a landslide after suggesting that Benefit Claimants should be put down. Tory HQ very excited by the proposal.
Corbyn released as no evidence he’s trying to bring down government
Following his arrest under the Terrorism Act, Jeremy Corbyn has been released as there’s insufficient evidence he intended to bring down the government.
Bob The Builder now Boris’s Senior Adviser
Bob The Builder has become the Senior Adviser to Boris Johnson. The new Manifesto has a resolutely positive theme. Can we fix it for me? Is the Tory cry
Benefit cuts force elderly pensioners back to work
Cuts to pension income means elderly folk are returning to work in order to make ends meet. Legendary Band, The Who are one group doing just that.
Jeremy Corbyn issues letter announcing his candidacy for Tory Leader
Yesterday Jeremy Corbyn issued a letter formally announcing his candidacy for the position of Tory Party Leader. In what his supporters labelled as a cunning and daring move, Mr Corbyn has decided […]
Saj The Maj wowing audiences with his Magic Money Tree act
In his Bunco Booth, Saj The Maj has been wowing audiences his with his magic money tree act. The best magic trick since Paul Daniels.
Boris Johnson signs on as a writer at The Chatty Chimp
Boris Johnson signs on as a writer at The Chatty Chimp. No more Fake News, now he can just make stuff up
The Liberal Democrats have appointed someone as Party Leader
The Liberal Democrats have appointed someone as Party Leader ending no speculation that the job would go to anyone and everyone
Boris wins leadership vote after his friends get extra ballot papers
Boris wins leadership vote after his friends get extra ballot papers. Even more successful than when Baldrick was elected MP for Dunny-on-the-Wold
Drug dealers report high sales at Glastonbury
Drug dealers report high sales at Glastonbury as middle class white kids get their rocks off in the sunshine
Theresa, leaving us with a song “I did it May Way”
Theresa, leaving us with a song “I did it May Way”
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