1 Million turn up for Central London’s ‘I have a banner’ day
1 Million turn up for Central London’s ‘I have a banner’ day
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Red Nose Day Appeal – A man goes to the pub
Red Nose Day Appeal – A man goes to the pub in order to do his bit
Fake Balsamic Vinegar; middle-class shoppers offered counselling
Fake Balsamic Vinegar has entered the food supply chain resulting in middle class foodies becoming traumatised at the thought of having used unbranded vinegar. Up market retailers were quick to reassure customers […]
Chris Grayling accidently awards the £33 million freight handling contract to Thomas the Tank and The Fat Controller
Chris Grayling accidently awards the £33 million freight handling contract to Thomas the Tank and The Fat Controller
Nasa’s Mars Opportunity Rover does a Marvin, choosing suicide as Brexit drags on
Nasa’s Mars Opportunity Rover does a Marvin and commits suicide as Brexit drags on
Prince Philip crashes his car doing the Bird Box challenge
Prince Philip crashes his car doing the Bird Box challenge
The winner of this years, Worst Celebrity Baby Name goes to Prestige Gazebos
The winner of this years, Worst Celebrity Baby Name goes to Prestige Gazebos
NHS turns to Shamen, spiritualists and colour therapists to ease the post-Brexit staffing crisis
NHS turns to Shamen, spiritualists and colour therapists to ease the post-Brexit staffing crisis
Jacob Rees-Mogg welcomes the return of the Frost Fair
Jacob Rees-Mogg welcomes the return of the Frost Fair
Santa Claus banned due to negative health effects on children
Santa Claus banned as he has a bad effect on children’s health. Fat, red-faced, pie-eating alcoholic sets a bad example for the non-Scottish.
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex are set to start their family life on a ‘popular’ estate in Hastings
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex are set to start their family life on a ‘popular’ estate in Hastings
Scottish Fitba sells television rights for 4 pints of Heavy, 3 sausage rolls and packet of Cheese and Onion crisps
Scottish Fitba sells television rights for 4 pints of Heavy, 3 sausage rolls and packet of Cheese and Onion crisps
The Chatty Chimp 