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Last Night of The Proms EU flag waving contagious claim Brexiteers

By thecrownprince on Sep 15, 2019

Blue Flag waving contagious claim Brexiteers after BBC shows EU flags being waved at The Last Night of The Proms

Rationing introduced to limit Brexit references to a maximum of 3 per week

By thecrownprince on Sep 10, 2019

Brexit References are limited to three per week. They can be funny, insulting or insightful. Most people will only use the first two, then we can move on.

Trump to ban cakes made with a Mother’s Love as trade war escalates

By thecrownprince on Aug 28, 2019

Trump to ban cakes made with a Mother’s Love as trade war escalates. In retaliation for Britain’s unwillingness to sell rotting meat, he’s banning Love.

ECB to revitalise cricket with the introduction of the One Ball Game

By thecrownprince on Aug 16, 2019

In a desperate attempt to engage new audiences the ECB are introducing One Ball Cricket, this should address the younger generations shorter attention span.

Ryan Air pilots plan to ruin summer by flying planes as scheduled

By thecrownprince on Aug 1, 2019

Ryan Air pilots to ruin summer by flying planes as scheduled. The industrial action impacts millions of families looking for a cheap break at major airports

Drug dealers report high sales at Glastonbury

By thecrownprince on Jul 4, 2019

Drug dealers report high sales at Glastonbury as middle class white kids get their rocks off in the sunshine

Liam Fox manages to negotiate exactly the same trade deal as we already have

By thecrownprince on Jun 15, 2019

Liam Fox, Britain’s premiere trade negotiator has announced, without a hint of irony, that he has successfully managed to negotiate a post-Brexit trade deal with South Korea. Under the terms of the […]