This summer brought season two of the hit series The Farage Riots to our screens. The new series aired relentlessly on all the major news channels. As the nation continued to scroll […]
Nominees for the British Constructions Awards Project Of The Year Award have complained to the show’s organisers that “there’s no point in even turning up now.” Those in line for the prestigious prize […]
The imminent, unexpected and wildly applauded stabbing of Caesar Johnsonius is underway.
Amazon Prime, really rubbing our noses in it.
Astronomy is really boring, I thought there would be aliens and lasers and stuff but it is all just rocks.
Piers Morgan quits Good Morning Britain after being beaten up by the weatherman.
We would like to make it clear that there is no suggestion that an enormous cash pay off in anyway suggests that Priti Patel is guilty, absolutely not.
Ex-President Trump says well, pardonnez-mois
The annual lack of personality award goes to a colossal dullard.
I’m not having it, you can’t go around asking women if they are virgins, not in my pub
Christmas Nut-Nuts ends up buried in the Rose Garden under a pile of bullshit, while Blond restores the ammonia content of his compost heap.
Spatch left the competition after his duck failed to impress the judges. The duck wasn’t too keen on him either.
The Chatty Chimp 