If NASA were more willing to get in a bath full of live rats, or spend a night in Newport, people might respond better to them.
NASA beaten by Ant and Dec on launch day
Sound engineer lost in TV garden makeover maze for three years
He has been living on grubs and berries and collecting water in an old wellie boot!
Alan Partridge statute torn down by Comedians Lives Matter
He put boring, tedious, middle-class, white men on the comedy map. He paved the way for Michael McIntyre
Millionaire winner celebrates with a caravan holiday
If he didn’t know what to do with it, he could have phoned a friend!
BBC to cancel their remaining funny programmes
As BBC Comedy moves to the political right, Mock The Week will be re-branded as Mock The Weak.
House of Commons stage Ice Dance Spectacular
Princess Flo is a kind soul who is gentle, charitable and caring: This angers Quill, who casts an evil spell over her that turns her heart to ice.
Wednesday’s Bavard Bar Caption Competition
Bavard Bar caption competition
Tonight’s Bavard Bar Caption Competition
Bavard Bar caption competition
Bojocchio becomes locked in Downing Street
As Bojocchio’s nose kept growing, every time he spoke, the emergency carpenter’s services are to be retained on a permanent basis.
Last week’s Bavard Bar Caption Competition
Bavard Bar caption competition
BBC News coverage to be cut to 10 minutes a day
‘Same shit different day has never been more true than now, we may as well save some dosh’ says BBC Exec
National plea for relief from Tedious Uplifting Songs
For God’s sake spare us from this uplifting shite!
The Chatty Chimp 