Santa Claus banned as he has a bad effect on children’s health. Fat, red-faced, pie-eating alcoholic sets a bad example for the non-Scottish.
Santa Claus banned due to negative health effects on children
Become an Ordained Minister of The Church of The Chatty Chimp and get a slot on Newsnight
Become an Ordained Minister of The Church of the Chatty Chimp and get a slot on Newsnight
Santa’s end of year review puts Theresa on The Naughty List
Santa’s end of year review puts Theresa on The Naughty List
Following the successes of the latest Martian landing NASA publicly thank the Thoughts & Prayers team for all their help
Following the successes of the latest Martian landing NASA publicly thank the Thoughts & Prayers team for all their help
Tory MP proposes letting children fight for lunch time food
Tory MP proposes letting children fight for lunch time food
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex are set to start their family life on a ‘popular’ estate in Hastings
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex are set to start their family life on a ‘popular’ estate in Hastings
Chelsea have big plans for Morata
Chelsea have big plans for Morata
God blames his own readers for his self-help book’s falling sales
God blames his own readers for his self-help book’s falling sales
Ofsted accuse school of letting children down by trying to teach them something
Ofsted accuse school of letting children down by trying to teach them something
Mother Theresa May continues to pray for a miracle as the Devil tests the Brexit Faithful
Mother Theresa May continues to pray for a miracle as the Devil tests the Brexit Faithful
Christian parents can’t resist pissing on everyone else’s parade
Christian parents can resist pissing on everyone else’s parade
The Churches Controversial Atheist Conversion Therapy isn’t working on politicians, sceptics and thinkers
Controversial Christian Conversion Therapy not working on politicians, sceptics and thinkers
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