The shitting was incidental and in no way connected to Priti Patel, who is a kind, gentle, loving person.
Fancy comparing us to Johnson, Cummings and Symonds, it's outrageous, we'd never behave like that!
Boris said some harsh things, that really upset Dom, who is a sensitive soul.
Don Corleone believes that the Government are bringing organised crime into disrepute.
Vipers are offended at the very idea of being compared to the slithery, sleazy, creepy bastards that fill Johnson's back…
No, it's not a threat to democracy, it is not like they are doing anything anyway.
Margaret Thatcher has stopped spinning in her grave now that Johnson has taken her title.