Boris Johnson brings in Don Corleone as consigliere
Don Corleone believes that the Government are bringing organised crime into disrepute.
Don Corleone believes that the Government are bringing organised crime into disrepute.
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No, it's not a threat to democracy, it is not like they are doing anything anyway.
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