Downing Street Gridlocked Following Boris Johnson’s Call To Interview “Weirdos” For Government
A call has gone out to recruit weirdos to run the country as the existing weirdos are not doing a…
Breaking News – Nicola Sturgeon’s Acceptance Speech
I have a dream, a dream that Hadrian's Wall is rebuilt, that Scotland is a proud independent nation under the…
Breaking News – Jo Swinson’s Acceptance Speech
Jo Swinson hails the Lib Dems as future kingmakers and apologises for getting into bed with Boris Johnson, because a…
Breaking News – The Boris Johnson acceptance speech
Boris promises to do the best he can with what he has got. Dominic says it will be alright in…
Mr Braine resigns UKIP leadership despite having done nothing wrong
Dick Braine resigned the UKIP Leadership despite having done nothing wrong. After 3 months in the role, he has decided…
#VoteChair Campaign Ends In Disaster Following Night Out in Glasgow
After riding a wave of popularity the #VoteChair campaign finally came crashing down after a raucous night out in Galsgow.…
Busier than a Boris Johnson fact-checker
A Boris Johnson fact-checker has had to sign off work due to stress and overwork. He was unable to cope…
UK in Chaos As Sky News Desk Furniture And General Election Hopeful Incites “Chairmageddon”
Chairmageddon as the DFS Sale ends. Furniture everywhere stage equal rights revolution. 'No longer will we be playthings to be…