An MP was suspended yesterday, following allegations of sexual impropriety. There was widespread surprise when it turned out to NOT be Boris Johnson.
MP Suspended over sexual misconduct but it wasn’t Boris Johnson
Parliament’s Saturday session contravenes the EU Working Time Directive
Parliament’s Saturday session contravenes the EU’S Working Time Directive. Staff health and safety is most important says Speaker.
EU delay response to Boris as they disagree on how to tell him to F*ck Off
The EU response to the latest proposal from Boris Johnson has been delayed as they cannot agree on the best way to tell him to F*ck Off
University Challenge rules out ‘Corbyn’ as answer to anything
University Challenge has ruled out Jeremy Corbyn as an answer to anything. After years of trying they are unable to come up with a suitable question.
List of Things Jeremy Corbyn Does and Doesn’t Give A F*ck About
In an effort to understand Jezza, some very bright people have put together a list of things Jeremy Corbyn does and does not give a f*ck about.
Jo Cox is ‘cool’ with Boris Johnson’s banter, says medium
A genuine psychic says that Jo Cox is cool with Boris Johnson’s banter and that since being dead she has changed her mind over Brexit and righteous smiting.
Boris unveils plans to rub out the word ‘Backstop’ from the Withdrawal Act
Boris Johnson, unveiled his wool pulling scheme to a credulous Tory audience. He plans to renegotiate Brexit by rubbing out the word ‘Backstop’.
Corbyn shits and gets off the pot but not in that order
Corbyn shits and gets off the pot but not necessarily in the right order, he refuses to shoot fish in a barrel, hit a cows arse with a banjo or shell peas.
Leaked memo reveals the truth behind some of Boris Johnson’s lies
Undergoing treatment for his chronic inability to tell the truth, Boris Johnson’s therapist’s notes have been leaked to the media.
Veteran Supreme Court Judge Rules Boris Johnson Is “A Bit Of A Pr*ck”
A Supreme Court Judge has ruled that Boris Johnson is, based on the evidence, a bit of a pri*k. There were no dissenting opinions.
Parliament’s Kitchen accidentally used cocaine in the Spotted Dick
House of Commons kitchen accidentally uses cocaine instead of baking powder in the Spotted Dick but not everyone dined in. Police baffled.
Boris Johnson offers Geoffrey Cox use of his personal apology template
Calamitous clown Boris Johnson has offered the AG, Geoffrey Cox, use of his personal apology template. ‘Everything you need is there’ said Boris.
The Chatty Chimp 