Oxford University have decided to ban clapping as it’s undermining to those of lesser ability. Manchester United are doing the same to protect their players
Oxford University’s no clapping policy to be extended to Old Trafford
Grandad sent to a home after buying a copy of The Daily Mail
One family packed Grandad off to an Old Folks Home after he came home from the shops with a copy of The Daily Mail. “The shame of it!”, said his daughter.
Fancy having a go at writing something for The Chatty Chimp?
Do you fancy having a go at writing for The Chatty Chimp? No matter how much experience you have had, we would love to hear from you?
“It doesn’t count, I had my fingers crossed” says Prime Minister
“It doesn’t count, I had my fingers crossed”, says Prime Minister, exhibiting Machiavellian statecraft. Politicians are in awe of the audacious move
Britain to pretend the last three years didn’t happen
Britain is to engage in the very British trait of pretending that the last three years have simply not happened. That way we can all get along again.
Bob The Builder now Boris’s Senior Adviser
Bob The Builder has become the Senior Adviser to Boris Johnson. The new Manifesto has a resolutely positive theme. Can we fix it for me? Is the Tory cry
West Brom to be reinstated into the Premier League following VAR Review
West Brom have been reinstated into the Premier League following VAR Review of last season. Man City have had 87 goals wiped out.
Amused Moose Comedy Award Winners Showcase
Amused Moose Comedy Showcase presents two of their Edinburgh Fringe award winners. Liam Withnail and Archie Henderson at The Soho Theatre London
Emeritus Professor of History, Donald Maximus Trump re-writes American History
History Professor, Donald Maximus Trump has suggested that American have had a relationship with Italy, since Ancient Rome. Oh! how the world laughed.
Stand Up with Janine Harouni (Please Remain Seated) – Now in London
Edinburgh Fringe’s multi-award winning must see show, Stand Up with Janine Harouni at Soho Theatre, London on 21st October.
Will Boris be dead or alive when he goes into the ditch? The nation waits
As Boris pens his letter to Monsieur Barnier the nation waits to see if he will be dead when he is thrown into a ditch or will climb in of his own accord.
Composers Network proudly present “With Memories”
The Composers Network present “With Memories”, using music to explore issues related to dementia and raise money for Memory Lane
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