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What Christ really said about the Christmas Market

By Chatty Chimp on Nov 17, 2025

Andrew debacles saves Reeves blushes

By thehappymonkey12 on Nov 2, 2025

Government to move asylum seekers, refugees, and immigrants to Hull

By Chatty Chimp on Sep 2, 2025

Reeves’s Labrador tax set to raise a stink

By thehappymonkey12 on Sep 1, 2025

58-year-old Wiltshire man puts himself up for adoption

By thehappymonkey12 on Aug 20, 2025

Crap GPT AI: Revolutionizing or Ruining GB News?

By Chatty Chimp on Jul 12, 2025

MP Suspended over sexual misconduct but it wasn’t Boris Johnson

By on Oct 15, 2019 • ( Leave a comment )
Donald Trump denies being in Ept

An MP was suspended yesterday, following allegations of sexual impropriety. There was widespread surprise when it turned out to NOT be Boris Johnson.

Amused Moose Comedy Award Winners Showcase

By Chatty Chimp on Oct 14, 2019 • ( Leave a comment )

Amused Moose Comedy Showcase presents two of their Edinburgh Fringe award winners. Liam Withnail and Archie Henderson at The Soho Theatre London

Impeached Trump claims he’s never eaten peaches

By bernard on Oct 14, 2019
never eaten peaches

Trump Impeached but he claims he has never eaten peaches, that is a load of old cobblers say The Clinton’s. Meanwhile Peaches Strip Club is open as usual.

Chatty Chimp News (CCN) presents Breaking News, with Brice Ledingham

By Chatty Chimp on Oct 13, 2019 • ( Leave a comment )
Chatty Chimp News

Chatty Chimp News (CCN) Almost the complete opposite of a proper news channel. Bringing you all the news that’s unfit to print, in easy to watch tubes.

Have you been mis-sold a Brexit? You may have a claim!

By on Oct 13, 2019

Where there is blame there is a claim. There has been lots of blame, now it’s time for the claim.

Parliament’s Saturday session contravenes the EU Working Time Directive

By binty on Oct 12, 2019
Big Ben

Parliament’s Saturday session contravenes the EU’S Working Time Directive. Staff health and safety is most important says Speaker.

Fancy having a go at writing something for The Chatty Chimp?

By Chatty Chimp on Oct 11, 2019 • ( Leave a comment )
Fancy having a go at writing

Do you fancy having a go at writing for The Chatty Chimp? No matter how much experience you have had, we would love to hear from you?

Stand Up with Janine Harouni (Please Remain Seated) – Now in London

By Chatty Chimp on Oct 11, 2019 • ( Leave a comment )

Edinburgh Fringe’s multi-award winning must see show, Stand Up with Janine Harouni at Soho Theatre, London on 21st October.

Homeless Southend man forced to eat in Starbucks

By thecrownprince on Oct 11, 2019
Homeless Man

A homeless Southend man was made to eat in Starbucks after a well-wisher forced food upon him. Staff tried to throw the vagrant out but failed.

Amused Moose Comedy Award Winners Showcase

By Chatty Chimp on Oct 10, 2019 • ( Leave a comment )

Amused Moose Comedy Showcase presents two of their Edinburgh Fringe award winners. Liam Withnail and Archie Henderson at The Soho Theatre London

Composers Network proudly present “With Memories”

By Chatty Chimp on Oct 10, 2019 • ( Leave a comment )

The Composers Network present “With Memories”, using music to explore issues related to dementia and raise money for Memory Lane

ERG announce they have finally finished their study into Europe

By on Oct 10, 2019

European Research Group have finished their Government-funded study into Europe and determined it’s all full of Johnnie Foreigner and his rum customs.

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