In a tightly fought contest, Bristol beat Amsterdam, Paris and Madrid to become the cocaine capital of Europe. Russell Brand denies he lives there.
Bristol top of the cocaine league for the second year running
Stand Up with Janine Harouni (Please Remain Seated) – Now in London
Edinburgh Fringe’s multi-award winning must see show, Stand Up with Janine Harouni at Soho Theatre, London on 21st October.
MP Suspended over sexual misconduct but it wasn’t Boris Johnson
An MP was suspended yesterday, following allegations of sexual impropriety. There was widespread surprise when it turned out to NOT be Boris Johnson.
Amused Moose Comedy Award Winners Showcase
Amused Moose Comedy Showcase presents two of their Edinburgh Fringe award winners. Liam Withnail and Archie Henderson at The Soho Theatre London
Impeached Trump claims he’s never eaten peaches
Trump Impeached but he claims he has never eaten peaches, that is a load of old cobblers say The Clinton’s. Meanwhile Peaches Strip Club is open as usual.
Chatty Chimp News (CCN) presents Breaking News, with Brice Ledingham
Chatty Chimp News (CCN) Almost the complete opposite of a proper news channel. Bringing you all the news that’s unfit to print, in easy to watch tubes.
Have you been mis-sold a Brexit? You may have a claim!
Where there is blame there is a claim. There has been lots of blame, now it’s time for the claim.
Parliament’s Saturday session contravenes the EU Working Time Directive
Parliament’s Saturday session contravenes the EU’S Working Time Directive. Staff health and safety is most important says Speaker.
Fancy having a go at writing something for The Chatty Chimp?
Do you fancy having a go at writing for The Chatty Chimp? No matter how much experience you have had, we would love to hear from you?
Stand Up with Janine Harouni (Please Remain Seated) – Now in London
Edinburgh Fringe’s multi-award winning must see show, Stand Up with Janine Harouni at Soho Theatre, London on 21st October.
Homeless Southend man forced to eat in Starbucks
A homeless Southend man was made to eat in Starbucks after a well-wisher forced food upon him. Staff tried to throw the vagrant out but failed.
Amused Moose Comedy Award Winners Showcase
Amused Moose Comedy Showcase presents two of their Edinburgh Fringe award winners. Liam Withnail and Archie Henderson at The Soho Theatre London
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