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What Christ really said about the Christmas Market

By Chatty Chimp on Nov 17, 2025

Andrew debacles saves Reeves blushes

By thehappymonkey12 on Nov 2, 2025

Government to move asylum seekers, refugees, and immigrants to Hull

By Chatty Chimp on Sep 2, 2025

Reeves’s Labrador tax set to raise a stink

By thehappymonkey12 on Sep 1, 2025

58-year-old Wiltshire man puts himself up for adoption

By thehappymonkey12 on Aug 20, 2025

Crap GPT AI: Revolutionizing or Ruining GB News?

By Chatty Chimp on Jul 12, 2025

Britain’s national psychosis manifests as Mark Francois

By on Apr 13, 2019
Mark Francois Homunculus

Britain’s national psychosis manifests as Mark Francois

A handy template for Boris Johnson’s next Public Apology

By Chatty Chimp on Apr 12, 2019
Britain's Kennedy, Bozo Johnson dies

That Boris Johnson apology, to Parliament, in full

Australian wins the 2010 Hide and Seek World Championship

By bernard on Apr 12, 2019
Hide and Seek Champion

Australian wins the 2010 Hide and Seek World Championship

Delay to Brexit allow’s politicians to have their summer holiday in peace

By colin on Apr 12, 2019
Delay means holiday in Provence

Delay to Brexit allow’s politicians to have their summer holiday in peace

Toshitone Ltd has a stock market value of £100 Billion but hasn’t made a profit in 10 years

By binty on Apr 11, 2019
Toshitone Ind is rated a buy

Toshitone Ltd has a stock market value of £100 Billion but hasn’t made a profit in 10 years

For Sale; Britain, one careful lady owner and a sh*t one

By on Apr 10, 2019
For Sale, one careless lady owner

Great Britain has been bought on eBay for £10.50, by a Mr D Trump of Orange County, Florider. The Advert read; For Sale; One country, slightly soiled, leans a bit to the […]

Miss Marple’s MP makes daring bid to lead Brexit negotiations

By on Apr 9, 2019
Miss Marple St Mary Mead

Miss Marple involved in the mysterious mystery of the murdered MP

A handy template for Boris Johnson’s next Public Apology

By on Apr 9, 2019

That Boris Johnson apology, to Parliament, in full

Jean-Claude, it’s not Theresa again, is it?

By on Apr 9, 2019

Thank god, it’s only a Jehovah’s Witness, for one horrible moment we thought it was that Theresa woman

Idris Elba moves into Coronation Street

By geramont71 on Apr 8, 2019
Idris Elba moves into Coronation Street

Idris Elba moves into Coronation Street

Gays get stoned but not in a good way

By on Apr 7, 2019
Stoned to death

Gays to be stoned but not in a good way. The introduction of the death penalty for homosexuality in Brunei unties religiots

Brexit has been delayed until tomorrow

By on Apr 6, 2019

Brexit has been delayed until tomorrow

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    What Christ really said about the Christmas Market

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