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What Christ really said about the Christmas Market

By Chatty Chimp on Nov 17, 2025

Andrew debacles saves Reeves blushes

By thehappymonkey12 on Nov 2, 2025

Government to move asylum seekers, refugees, and immigrants to Hull

By Chatty Chimp on Sep 2, 2025

Reeves’s Labrador tax set to raise a stink

By thehappymonkey12 on Sep 1, 2025

58-year-old Wiltshire man puts himself up for adoption

By thehappymonkey12 on Aug 20, 2025

Crap GPT AI: Revolutionizing or Ruining GB News?

By Chatty Chimp on Jul 12, 2025

It’s the comments men make about my tits that really keeps me going, admits lady runner

By on Feb 2, 2019

It’s the comments about my tits that really keeps me going, admits lady runner

Ever looked at a satirical news story and thought “I can do better than that”? Well, why not give it a go?

By Chatty Chimp on Feb 1, 2019 • ( Leave a comment )

Ever looked at a satirical news story and thought “I can do better than that”? Well, why not give it a go?

Seaborne Freight turns to Somali Pirates for help manning their non-existent fleet

By bernard on Feb 1, 2019

Seaborne Freight turns to Somali Pirates for help manning their non-existent fleet

Millennials get upset hearing Granny’s pearls of wisdom and are turning to Social Media to boost their fragile ego’s

By on Jan 31, 2019

Millennials get upset hearing Granny’s pearls of wisdom and are turning to Social Media to boost their fragile ego’s

Ancestral history programme reveals Danny Dyer is next in line for the throne, All Hail King Dan

By on Jan 31, 2019

A constitutional crises has erupted following the latest series of “Who the f**k r u?”, the programme investigating the ancestry of celebrities; in search of scandal, title tattle and giving them a […]

Social services are delighted after hearing that Russell Brand doesn’t bother looking after his children

By geramont71 on Jan 30, 2019

The Department of Social Services have made a statement about Russell Brand and his child rearing practices. This is in response to the media coverage of an interview Russell gave, where he […]

Surprisingly people are actually listening to the yellow snow warnings rather than ogling the TV weather girl

By colin on Jan 30, 2019

Surprisingly people are actually listening to the yellow snow warnings rather than ogling the TV weather girl

don’t eat yellow snow

Department of Education’s radical plans for the reintroduction of Capital Punishment cause controversy

By on Jan 29, 2019

DofE’s radical plans for the reintroduction of Capital Punishment cause controversy

Dad has a mental breakdown when he is unexpectedly left alone with his two-year old

By on Jan 28, 2019

Family crises erupts as dad can’t cope when mum is unexpectedly called away

When we say ‘Artisan’ that doesn’t mean we want customers who work with their hands, admits posh bakery

By on Jan 26, 2019

When we say ‘Artisan’ that doesn’t mean we want customers who work with their hands, admits posh bakery

The Brexit Secretary, Stephen Barclay has gone missing. Please search garden sheds, outbuildings and anywhere a vulnerable MP can build a den. Let’s get him home.

By binty on Jan 26, 2019

The Brexit Secretary, Stephen Barclay has gone missing. Please search garden sheds, outbuildings and anywhere a vulnerable MP can build a den. Let’s get him home.

Mike Ashley in a new and exciting partnership with the Department of Education

By on Jan 25, 2019

Mike Ashley in a new and exciting partnership with the Department of Education
Monetising teaching, pile it high and sell it cheap

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