What the Fudge?’ The new Homemade Fudge from Corby’s Confectionery Co leaves a nasty taste in the mouth
‘What the Fudge?’ The new Homemade Fudge from Corby’s Confectionery Co leaves a nasty taste in the mouth
Trump wants to build more terrific walls
Trump plans to build a ‘hard’ soft wall along the Irish border
Plucky English housewife, Mrs May, calls out the AA after her car breaks down during her Grand Tour of Europe
Plucky English housewife stranded in a foreign city says “Bugger Europe, I’m not going there again.”
54 yr old man w**ks himself into a coma after his first week working from home
A man pleasures himself into a coma rather than do any work.
University of Life to offer a post-Brexit degree in fruit-picking, cleaning and making coffee
Get a degree in fruit-picking, cleaning and making coffee
Easyjet have announced ambitious new plans to teach their customers to count to one
Easy Jet boarding, only allows one bag on the plane. Many turn up with more than one bag, so Easy Jet are running a counting course to teach them the difference.
Dr Wardy, from The University of Life, says, “Hungover? then drink more and you’ll feel better”
Turns out the best way to treat a hangover is with the hair of the dog.
Mass assassination attempt on the lives of Mogg, Gove, Hunt, Johnson and Farrage after they all receive gift vouchers for an Italian Restaurant Chain in Salisbury
Mass assassination attempt on the lives of Mogg, Gove, Hunt, Johnson and Farrage after they all receive gift vouchers for an Italian Restaurant in Salisbury
The special one is to host Man Utd-in- Need Telethon
Help Man Utd buy a footballer
Man sells beloved family pet in order to afford a trip to the dentist
Man sells beloved family pet in order to afford emergency dental treatment.
Poverty “not as good as I expected,” says Catty Popkins
Poverty “not as good as I expected,” says Catty Popkins
RIP Hatie Hopkins a great loss to a once proud nation
RIP Hatie Hopkins, social justice campaigner, voice of the oppressed and a great loss to a once proud nation
The Chatty Chimp 