The Leader of the free world, and President of the United States of America has made much of his Scottish Ancestry. However recent comments have cast doubt as to whether or not […]
Is Donald McTrump really Scottish?
RIP – Dr Flying Focks, the man who sent Theresa May to conga round The Congo
The sad passing of a an inadequate man doing an impossible job.
Latest exam results are the best ever again
For the fortieth year running, education chiefs have announced that A Level and GCSE exam pass rates have increased yet again. The A Level pass rate is now up to 94.5689% and […]
‘What the Fudge?’ The new Homemade Fudge from Corby’s Confectionery Co leaves a nasty taste in the mouth
What the Fudge?’ The new Homemade Fudge from Corby’s Confectionery Co leaves a nasty taste in the mouth
Trump wants to build more terrific walls
Trump plans to build a ‘hard’ soft wall along the Irish border
Plucky English housewife, Mrs May, calls out the AA after her car breaks down during her Grand Tour of Europe
Plucky English housewife stranded in a foreign city says “Bugger Europe, I’m not going there again.”
54 yr old man w**ks himself into a coma after his first week working from home
A man pleasures himself into a coma rather than do any work.
University of Life to offer a post-Brexit degree in fruit-picking, cleaning and making coffee
Get a degree in fruit-picking, cleaning and making coffee
Easyjet have announced ambitious new plans to teach their customers to count to one
Easy Jet boarding, only allows one bag on the plane. Many turn up with more than one bag, so Easy Jet are running a counting course to teach them the difference.
Dr Wardy, from The University of Life, says, “Hungover? then drink more and you’ll feel better”
Turns out the best way to treat a hangover is with the hair of the dog.
Mass assassination attempt on the lives of Mogg, Gove, Hunt, Johnson and Farrage after they all receive gift vouchers for an Italian Restaurant Chain in Salisbury
Mass assassination attempt on the lives of Mogg, Gove, Hunt, Johnson and Farrage after they all receive gift vouchers for an Italian Restaurant in Salisbury
The special one is to host Man Utd-in- Need Telethon
Help Man Utd buy a footballer
The Chatty Chimp 