Poverty “not as good as I expected,” says Catty Popkins
Poverty “not as good as I expected,” says Catty Popkins
RIP Hatie Hopkins a great loss to a once proud nation
RIP Hatie Hopkins, social justice campaigner, voice of the oppressed and a great loss to a once proud nation
Tart with a Cart, Molly Malone, accuses Trump of cancelling his trip to Ireland to avoid taking responsibility for their illegitimate son, Ed Sheeran
Molly Malone claims Ed Sheeran is her and Donald Trump’s illegitimate love child
Die you bitch, for f***s sake die
Divorced man wants his ex-wife to die before the joint life assurance policy runs out.
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The NRA send thoughts and prayers to victims of America’s latest mass shooting in (insert location)
News story template wheeled out again, for yet another mass shooting in America
Heads to roll at Amazon after receiving a £1.7 mill tax bill
Heads are expected to roll at the UK division of Amazon after an undetected internal accounting error meant that the company has become liable for UK Corporation Tax of £1.7m. The company, […]
Has Trump been at it again? He posts tweet proudly announcing “Florence is Coming”
Donald Trump admits to being caught in the eye of the storm with Florence.
Sexy, blonde, tousle-haired sex siren, Borisina, to launch new erotic lingerie collection
Borisina to launch a new range of erotic lingerie
The Golf Game of the Century – What really happened when Kim Jong Un took on Donald Trump
The golf game of the century Kim Jong Un v Donald Trump
Groovy Gang, Theresa and the May ‘B’ Knots get down to the funky ‘No Deal’ disco beat with their new single, Operation Clawhammer
Theresa and the May ‘B’ Knots release their new single, Operation Clawhammer
Viewers demand new judges for next season of Brexit Factor
Brexit Factor needs new judges and new turns as this years acts are bloomin awful!
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