Whitehall sources have confirmed that plans originally drawn up during the Cold War to evacuate the Royal Family out of London in the event of nuclear attack have been “repurposed” in anticipation […]
Emergency COBRA meeting called after a snowbound man was down to his last two tea-bags
Seaborne Freight turns to Somali Pirates for help manning their non-existent fleet
The Brexit Secretary, Stephen Barclay has gone missing. Please search garden sheds, outbuildings and anywhere a vulnerable MP can build a den. Let’s get him home.
P&O relocate to Cyprus after finding out the Chris Grayling will be in charge of cross channel ferry services
Donald Trump unexpectedly resigns after reading an abusive and critical tweet
Emergency Response Nannies called into Parliament to sort out the naughty little children
Mary Poppins and Nanny McPhee say ‘Well, we can’t spank them, they like it’
EU to clarify Theresa’s Withdrawal Agreement by speaking slowly and loudly
Decoded radio signals from across the Galaxy reveal hidden message, “Brexit, ffs, will you just get on with it”
The Devil adds an eternal, unresolvable, Brexit to the infernal punishments of Hell.
Chris Grayling seems unsure what a queue of lorries looks like. We’ve provided a picture to help.
Here is to a Happy New Year to everyone. The trouble is the year is 1956.
Making Britain grate again
The Chatty Chimp 